Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today I was thinking about the current state of affairs thanks to the corruption, incompetency and lack of compassion of the current UK government. Which I feel is adquately summed up in this collection of memes.
In my spare time I write parody songs, sketches and captions which I’ve decide to post here on my blog. You’ll be able to tell my eclectic comedy taste from some of the references and I freely admit my influences include Spike Milligan, Ronnie Barker, John Finnemore and Michael Bernstein (my Year 8 English teacher). The blog title is from Queen Victoria being famously misquoted as saying “We are not amused” so I’m using the correct quote, as mentioned in her diaries, of “I was very much amused"
Friday, 1 October 2021
Monday, 10 May 2021
From The Mind of Merc - Accountability
Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today I was thinking about accountability.
Isn't it an interesting word? And it's got a pretty interesting meaning too. According to the Cambridge English Dictionary, it means:
"the fact of being responsible for what you do and able to give a satisfactory reason for it, or the degree to which this happens"
Do you think Boris Johnson is aware of this definition? Or even this word?
Granted he went to Oxford rather than Cambridge but I doubt universities would have massively different dictionaries*.
If he doesn't know it, can someone please introduce him to it because I'm getting seriously fed up having a Prime Minister who is (not has - we're way beyond that) such a moral vacuum. And what's more faces absolutely zero consequences for his actions.
Sunday, 28 February 2021
From The Mind of Merc - A Change For The Better?
Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today I was thinking about the effect of the recent US election on UK politics.
Has anyone else noticed the change in Boris Johnson’s
approach to (in effect) his job since his best buddy Donald Trump was ousted
from the Presidency following November's vote?
Prior to this he seemed to be following the example of the sexist,
racist bigot the US were unfortunate enough to have to call their Commander-in-chief;
evidently believing that if the POTUS could get away with God knows what and still
stay in power then so could he. Then along comes the US election which Trump
undeniably (despite what he’d like to think) and humiliatingly loses and suddenly the truth hits home and
Johnson is left buddy-less, example-less and the only and worst remaining demonstrable failure on the political stage – especially when it comes to COVID. Surely now
is the time he needs to pull his finger out and I think there are clear signs
that there has been a definite change in his approach.
For example, let’s start with COVID:
Johnson has gone from ‘Herd Immunity’ and ‘It’s not that bad’
to ‘We must act now’ and ‘We will be following data, not dates’. While this could be said to be the
approach he should have had a year ago, I think the main thing to take out of
this is that he does appear to be actually trying to do his job – we can only
hope and pray this is the start of a long-term policy.
Also, the departure of Dominic Cummings from his team
hopefully shows that just as he is no longer committed to playing follow my
leader with Trump and his policies, he is now less inclined to blindly and
foolishly follow the advice of people he likes, has previously trusted or
possibly have leverage over him. True he is still not practising accountability
for himself or his cohorts – as demonstrated by the fact that Cummings faced no
repercussions for any of his transgressions and likewise Matt Hancock has now
evaded censure for his unlawful actions regarding COVID contracts – but it
is a definite step in the right direction.
I’m not saying he’s perfect – there's still a long way to go before
he even gets close to that and there are still a lot of dismissive policies and borderline comical U-Turns to sort out, get past or prevent from happening ever again.
Overall, I believe judgement should be reserved on this newfound ‘dedication’ until we have sufficient time to judge the success and also longevity of his apparent epiphany but it is hopefully I sign that we are at last truly on the road to recovery. We can only hope that the UK finally gets the leader we so desperately need and that Johnson apparently desperately believes he is.
Thursday, 1 October 2020
From The Mind of Merc - Leadership
Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today I was thinking about leadership.
According to the Center for Creative Leadership, the 10 characteristics of a Good Leader are: integrity, ability to delegate, communication, self-awareness, gratitude, learning agility, influence, empathy, courage, respect.
So how does our own leader, the inexorable Boris Johnson, stack up:
1) Integrity - Nope. He'll back whatever horse is winning
2) Ability to delegate - (as in facilitate teamwork rather than pass the buck so) Nope!
3) Communication - Nope. Incredible stutterer though.
4) Self-awareness - Ha! Nope.
5) Gratitude - Definitely not (clapforNHS does not count)
6) Learning agility - (ability to know what to do when you don’t know what to do) Absolute fail!
7) Influence - (through logical or emotional appeals) Could have done - if he didn't ignore his own rules
8) Empathy - Given block of Grenfell recommendations and NHS pay rise, Nope!
9) Courage - More like cowardly lion. The man hid in a fridge to avoid an interview!
10) Respect - With comments like piccaninnies and watermelon smiles, does he know what this means?
Don't agree with the list? How about Forbes - they define 8 Essential Qualities of Great Leadership as: sincere enthusiasm, integrity, great communication skills, loyalty, decisiveness, managerial competence, empowerment, charisma.
Let's break them down again:
1) Sincere enthusiasm - Again not convinced he knows what this means
2) Integrity - Nope.
3) Great communication skills - See above.
4) Loyalty - In this instance it means to employees etc. so Nope.
5) Decisiveness - Ha! He's U-Turn Central
6) Managerial competence - Ditto
7) Empowerment - Hell no. He wants it all.
8) Charisma - Again not a word I'm convinced he's familiar with
Still not trusting the source? How about the government's own website? An article on there says there are 11 key features of leadership. (Paraphrased) these are: understand how to have positive impact, be prepared to lead, win and retain respect, motivate and inspire others, clear sense of purpose and direction, good communicator, lead the delivery, manage your energy, build the right team around, trust your instinct, accept that we all make mistakes.
So one more time:
1.
Understand how to have positive impact - Nope!
2.
Be prepared to lead - Nope. Hid in a fridge.
3.
Win and retain respect - Nope.
4.
Motivate and inspire others - Definitely nope. Have you seen the number of anti-maskers out there?
5.
Clear sense of purpose and direction - Nope. U-turn Central.
6.
Good communicator - Nope again.
7.
Lead the delivery - More like avoid the blame.
8.
Manage your energy - Ok, this one he can do. He's very good at taking holidays - even illegal ones!
9.
Build the right team around you - If this means right for him, yes. If right for everyone else, nope!
10. Trust your instinct - Again, he can do this one. But given he fails the others, this is not good thing.
11. Accept that we all make mistakes - Nope. It's never his fault (apparently).
Webster's dictionary defines accountability as:
the quality or state of being accountable
especially : an obligation or willingness to accept responsibility or to account for one's actionsI wonder if he, or indeed anyone in the Tory government, is aware of that.
Friday, 31 July 2020
From the Mind of Merc - Good and Bad Deeds
Tuesday, 23 June 2020
An MP Can Be A Crook - !!!NEW!!!
We have so much at our fingertips
That we can access quick and how
And yet we still do not make the most of it
If we ever needed info
Then my friends that time is now
As rather than trust the media then we need to research it
Because an-
MP can be a crook
So please always take a second look
'Cause if you peer closer past the poster
You might find you were mistook
Please don’t ignore the warning signs
Take care to read between the lines
And what you find it might just leave you shook
For an MP’s your man
Unless your MP’s a crook
It’s-true-to-day, it’s all true so far!
It’s-true-to-day, it’s all true so far!
Excuse me Miss, could you give us an example?
Certainly!
Boris the Johnson it seemed was good
But what could not be seen was though
His outward show was honest
Well, his past was far from clean
So if someone chose to look what was buried down deep inside
They would find he’s not so nice
Yet he still won by a landslide!
Which proves
An MP can be a crook
So please always take a second look
'Cause if you peer closer past the poster
You might find you were mistook
Please don’t ignore the warning signs
Take care to read between the lines
And what you find it might just leave you shook
For an MP’s your man
Unless your MP’s a crook
His wife was not feeling so fit
Which you’d think would cause a hitch
So please always take a second look
You might find you were mistook
It’s-true-to-day, it’s true so far!
It’s-true-to-day, all above par!
For an MP’s your man
Unless your MP’s a crook
(Not) In a nursery rhyme
There was a white house with a man
With an orange tan
Who seemed to think there was no-one that he was less than
Who hung on his ev’ry word
But despite his being the chief
Good grief!
It seemed he had a poor choice of what he should best do
A poor choice of words
His brain was smaller than a bird's
So the vice-man of the nation
Made a censored proclamation
"We do not need him understood
He needs to look good
His bright orange skin not withstood”
And they searched for the best
Who would endorse
Bring worth to what he did attest
But the man was a buffoon
So each professor quit their job
They did not want to be involved
With such a racist slob
It makes you sob
You start to wonder why it is
He’s so beloved by the mob
The people realised a thing
They said, "If he cannot change then
It makes sense that we change him"
And the man’s team’s fears all grew
That it was not hopeless
There was a way out of the mess
And to enjoy the world you've got
You should never let yourselves
Be ruled over by a bigot
So they sang and they cheered
They had found a way to end
The control of this despot who was
Surely not their friend
The media be the guide
For it's possible they lied
You need to make your own mind up
Don’t be hypnotised, you decide!
‘Cause the truth can't be denied
And we will not be defied
We can vote to change the world and
We won’t let the cheaters hide
So please always take a second look
You might find you were mistook
So please listen to what we've said
It’s-true-to-day, it’s so true by far!
It’s-true-to-day, it’s so true by far! Hurrah!




