Sunday 12 October 2014

Doctor Soldier - !!!NEW!!!

Ok - so technically, if I'm following my previous rules, the title of this piece should be 'Doctor I'm' as that's the bit that fits the quote from the song title but as they're my rules and were made to be broken I will.
(I also should have written this when the Caretaker episode of Doctor Who was fresh in my mind as that's what it's based on but I don't think it's suffered too much from being written 2 weeks later).

I've Got Soul Doctor Soldier not by Young Soul Rebels
Clara:
Doctor try to comprehend
Danny Pink is my boyfriend
My boyfriend
And that is because
And that is because, because,

Doctor I'm in love with a soldier
Doctor I'm in love with a soldier
Doctor I'm in love with a soldier
Doctor I'm in love with a soldier

Doctor:
Don't get me wrong 'cause you know I'm your pal
You don't want to really be his gal 
Why date a hero who's impossible
I'm sorry he doesn't get my approval

Clara:
Doctor try to comprehend
Danny Pink is my boyfriend

My boyfriend
And that is because
And that is because, because

Doctor I'm in love with a soldier
Doctor I'm in love with a soldier
Doctor I'm in love with a soldier
Doctor I'm in love with a soldier

Doctor:
Listen, you think it is love but you just met the man and
I know that it's hard to understand
Teaching that's just for show
You can't love a man that you barely know

Right now that's done time to move on

Lots more to see and we've just begun, just begun
Shall we go come on,
Shall we go come on
Come on

Clara:
Doctor I'm in love with a soldier
Doctor I'm in love with a soldier
Doctor I'm in love with a soldier
Doctor I'm in love with a soldier

Danny:
It's ok Clara he can say what he feels
But that don't mean it makes it all real
Yes I'm a soldier, which the man can see
So I guess that means that he's better than me
Yes the real doctor stands before us 
Do you still think he's meritorious
But I know that as I'm on board
I'll obey the rules of the timelord

Clara:
Doctor I'm in love with a soldier
Doctor I'm in love with a soldier
Doctor I'm in love with a soldier
Doctor I'm in love with a soldier

Danny:He's one to start fires not stop them
They're true words though he may not like them
He's not the type to be soft spoken
His hate for me is out in the open

Clara:
I love a soldier

Doctor:
Well I thought that went down quite well
So can we get back to sort the Blitzer now
He knows I'm right you can just tell
Please Clara he'll let you down

Danny:
Ok I see, it's not about me
All of your hostile superior stuff
I'll show you that I'm good enough

Clara:
Doctor I'm in love with a soldier
Doctor I'm in love with a soldier
Doctor I'm in love with a soldier
Doctor I'm in love with a soldier

(Btw, in case you weren't aware the song used in this parody was compiled to support the work of Warchild UK - further information can be found here: http://www.warchild.org.uk/music/discography/i-got-soul)

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