Showing posts with label harry potter. Show all posts
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Friday, 31 October 2025

From The Mind of Merc - J K Rowling

Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today (probably because of my last parody) I was thinking about J K Rowling.

I will admit I am a huge fan of the Harry Potter series and I still greatly enjoy reading and listening to it through audiobooks. However, I agree it has been massively tainted by the transphobic views expressed by its author, J. K. Rowling.

There have some who have tried to defend her saying her comments aren’t offensive (Robbie Coltrane), that they’re “simple facts on biology.” (Rishi Sunak) and even Rowling herself has denied the label claiming she wants trans people to be free from discrimination and abuse. But when someone sets up a foundation that directly supports those opposing trans causes, I think it becomes almost impossible to argue otherwise. 

The J K Rowling Women’s Fund is ‘a legal fighting fund for women protecting their sex-based rights’. It avows that it seeks to support those who have “lost their livelihoods or are facing tribunals because of their expressed beliefs” or are “being forced to comply with unreasonable inclusion policies regarding single sex spaces and services”. However, what that means or translates to is the fund is can be used by those/is dedicated to fighting against transgender rights "in the workplace [and] in public life”

It’s such a shame that after all the good she’s previously done including founding the Anne Rowling Clinic, the Volant Trust and the children’s charity Lumos – in fact she knocked herself off of the Forbes Rich List due to her charitable giving – and the people she’s helped (including myself), that she is now apparently prepared to die on this hill - that when you “throw open the doors of bathrooms and changing rooms to any man who believes or feels he’s a woman then you open the door to any and all men who wish to come inside.” The irony of that stance being her own views pose a distinct and even clearer threat to transpeople and their rights.

Rowling has previously expressed her reasoning for her views as follows: “If sex isn’t real, the lived reality of women globally is erased [and] erasing the concept of sex removes the ability of many to meaningfully discuss their lives.”
Aside from the fact that this doesn’t make sense as a) the point of transgender is to enable to someone to find and live their true identity and not ‘erase the concept of sex’ and b) even if it did ‘erase the concept of sex’, whatever happened in people’s lives will still have happened and can be discussed and related to – this ostensibly noble cause has some deeply problematic elements:

a)      The starting point for her transphobia seems to be due to a different phobia – the fear that men will use the ‘freedom’ to use female-only spaces by claiming to be transgender in order to attack women. There are a number of flaws in this thinking:
1) Number of reports of women attacked by transgender women: 0.
2) Ireland has operated ‘self-ID’ when it comes to gender since 2015 and in that time there have been no such incidents. In fact transgender women are far more likely to be the victims of sexual assault than the perpetrators. Especially when views like Rowling’s make such places of potential refuge from attacks out of bounds.
3) If a man wants to enter a female-only space and assault women then he will, regardless of what he identifies as.
4) By Rowling’s reasoning, lesbians should also be viewed as a threat to women as their sexual preference is directed towards women and they are free to enter women-only spaces.
5) If, as the UK Supreme Court has decreed – and Rowling ecstatically agreed with – a person’s sex is whatever they were assigned with at birth, she should be just as happy for a transgender man (who was born female) to use female-only spaces – which surely negates her aim of ‘protecting’ said spaces.
b)      The method she has chosen to carry out her campaign endangers the lives of the very transgender people she seems to fear (and claims not to want to hurt) as it seemingly denies their existence. She says she loves transgender people yet refutes the basis of their being – that biological sex can only be male or female – as propounded by the JKR Fund. Even though intersex variations exist and are an accepted scientific fact. 

Rowling’s discriminatory stance opens the door for even more extreme views and, sadly, violent actions of those who are even more strongly against the existence of transpeople.
Just as the appointment of Donald Trump as President in 2016 meant that previously concealed racist and misogynist people and views came to the fore under the impression that the ascension of the man who quite clearly shared their views meant said views were now acceptable, doing something that could be perceived to negatively impact the rights and existence of others – such as the transgender community – likewise can be and is interpreted by those vehemently opposed to the existence of transpeople as confirmation and approval of their own hate-filled views.
Since 2011-12 the number of hate crimes recorded by police has more than tripled and 2022-23 saw an 11% rise in hate crimes against transgender people compared to the previous year.
In 2023, 16 year old transgender Brianna Ghey in 2023 was killed in an “exceptionally brutal” attack by two 15 year old students 

It’s unclear if Rowling doesn’t see this or doesn’t care (although her support of anti-trans actions such as her defence of Maya Forstater who was sacked due to transphobic comments and her retweeting of posts by transphobic activists like Katherine Deves sadly suggests the latter)

Consequently, even if it’s supposedly ‘not what she means’, it doesn’t change the fact that if you wish to view yourself as an ally of the LGBTQIA+ community, you CANNOT align yourself with Rowling and her deeply problematic views which pose a threat to those she claims she respects. And it is worrying that so many – including Harry Potter stars – are seemingly fine with doing so.

Thursday, 30 November 2017

From The Mind of Merc - So Many Thoughts

Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today I was thinking about an awful lot. As I am often wont to do (despite being blonde). 
I doubt I am alone in this. It is generally accepted that our mind are permanently teeming with many diverse and multitudinous thoughts. The comic perception being the women’s brains are like this:

And men’s brains are like this:

Sexist though this may be there will ultimately be some truth in it.

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus and, while it can be said that this analogy means we are still from the same solar system, we do actually have significant and distinct differences.
It is a scientific fact that women have brains that are wired to facilitate multi-tasking (leading to the oft heard remarks about men’s inability to do the same) just as it is a scientific fact that men have brains that are wired to facilitate spatial awareness (leading to the oft heard lament regarding women and parallel parking).

Nevertheless thoughts swirl round all neural networks both indeterminably and interminably. Sometimes creating so much ‘noise’ that it ironically becomes hard to think.
I have often thought how useful it would be to have a pensieve just like Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter.
How soothing would that be to be able to remove troublesome or excessive thoughts from your mind to store them somewhere else for later reflection.
What thoughts would you store? (Ah, another thing to think about).

But then this too comes with its own potential issues – if you could remove troublesome thoughts, would you ever look back on them or would you ignore them and live in a state of denial. Would being able to separate strands make it easier to comprehend and process them or easier to procrastinate and reject them.

You see what I mean? So many thoughts… so little time.

Wednesday, 15 November 2017

Shakespeare Rap Battle - Iago vs Antonio

This parody, which draws on another Whitney Avalon creation, imagines a competition between two of Shakespeare’s most devious villains. (The inspiration can be found here)

Princess Rap Battle – Hermione vs Katniss  Shakespeare Rap Battle – Iago vs Antonio

Iago:
I’m Iago don’t you know, I’m so evil, that’s how I roll
Got a sick flow – gonna come out on the top in this fight
No bite and no might, unless we’re all asleep at night
When it comes to battles you’re the one whose weight’s light
Delusions of grandeur that’s what led you down your path
Shoulda seen you were headed for an early bath
You played your best shot, but you lost the lot
Couldn’t compete with what your brother had got
The lesser of two evils? It’s clear that is you
You enjoy telling lies but you know it’s true
You must be mad to take me on, it won’t be long until you’re gone
Facing you - it makes me yawn. Come on – you know I’ve won!

Antonio:
Please - you are no trouble you don’t even struggle
When you are caught and left with naught - watch your dreams burst like a bubble
I’ll beat this ancient man, and his useless revenge plan
Who thinks he’s so smart with his devious heart
Just a false start, couldn’t bring home the bacon
Thought that you beat them but they saw you were fakin’
How does it help you more to cause such blood and gore?
Your plan was so poor, could see defeat was in store
You were beat before, when that noble Moor
Chose somebody else and it left you feeling raw
Just a cat’s paw - howe’er loud you roar. Don’t look know but you lost the war!

Iago:
I’ll school you in statesmanship, you puny pathetic drip
Watch now as your ass I’ll whip. You’ve got no grip - you know you’ll slip
You don’t make me mad, ‘cause you are just a fad
Can’t deny it, can’t defy it, and I think that you should be glad
You’d no chance lad, too bad, so sad
Could beat you any day – Tony, you are the weaker cad
Now the master is near, I can see you’re full of fear
‘Cause you cannot compete with the best man here!

Antonio:
Best man? No! Not even close
It doesn’t make you better just ‘cause you are more verbose
I got the Dukedom. Knew my time had come
My brother was done. Soon had him on the run
Your brains have gone all numb - go and suck on your thumb
The fact you think you’re better just proves that you are so dumb
A washed-up useless bum that’s what you’ve become
The one who survived! Whose hopes are gone.

Iago:
The difference between you and me is you’re grand but I’m street-wise
You take on Iago you’re in for a surprise
It’s like you can’t see the truth - you’re oblivious
You think you’re winning? That’s so hilarious
I’m the best, beat the rest, no contest, you’re so distressed
No jest and the outcome of your plan could be guessed
I’m sorry, your Grace, but I think you will find
Prospero is back and he has soundly kicked your behind

Antonio:
I still have some standing, in with the king, I’m still living 
It’s a wonder you’re still talking when you’re expiring.
The planning, the scheming, it was all just a flop
And now thanks to you Cassio came out on top
At least I tasted power and all the goods that come along with it
Something only guessed at by a poor jealous halfwit
You tried the very best that you could, now your defeat must be understood
Next time round I think that you should take the hit, and do us good

Wednesday, 25 May 2016

Speech-wrecker XI - Mercorabilia

A return to my speech-wrecking today and this time I’m looking at Severus Snape’s grand ‘Introduction to Potions’ oration from the first Harry Potter book.
I originally wrote this back in January but held it back following the death of the late, great Alan Rickman. So I would just like to clarify that I this is not directed at Mr Rickman – it is directed at Snape and his unpleasant attitude towards Harry at the start of the books
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"There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class.” 
(So the majority of what magic is then.)
“As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making.” 

(Or to care, really)
“However, for those select few who possess the predisposition,”

(…of being in Slytherin)
“I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses.” 

(Should you be teaching kids to make Rohypnol?)
“I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory. And even put a stopper in death."  

(Great – so you know how to make poison. Because that’s a really special skill that absolutely nobody who’s non-magical can do. Also – brew glory? Are you saying glory’s alcoholic? Or can it be achieved with a nice cup of tea? If so, I'm very glorious.)

Friday, 24 April 2015

Black Death Marks - !!!NEW!!!

New job this week has left little time for blog post writing but here's a new one I've managed to squeeze in. Based on a combination of a Christina Perri song and a popular fiction series.

Jar of Hearts Black Death Marks not by Christina Perri
I know I will never be safe ‘cause of you
You think that I’m the one to beat
Killed my parents, my friends and many more
Just because of that prophecy

You learned to live half alive
But now you’ve come back one more time

And who do you think you are?
Leaving your lightning scars
Recruiting through black death marks
And tearing lives apart
Your heart is growing cold
And you’ve broken up your soul
You're trying to kill me
Who do you think you are?

I hear you're asking all around
If I am anywhere to be found
But mum’s love made me strong
Which you’ll find out before too long

And you learned to live half alive
But now you’ve come back one more time

And who do you think you are?
Leaving your lightning scars
Recruiting through black death marks
And tearing lives apart
Your heart is growing cold
And you’ve broken up your soul
You’re trying to kill me
Who do you think you are?

And it won't be long 'til I win this fight
Remember I've more power than you realise
Won't let you forget the first time that we met
And I'll break all your horcruxes
Now that you're back
You won't get your power back

And who do you think you are?
Leaving your lightning scars
Recruiting through black death marks
And tearing lives apart
Your heart is growing cold
And you’ve broken up your soul
You’re trying to kill me
Won’t succeed at all

And who do you think you are?
Leaving your lightning scars
Recruiting through black death marks
And tearing lives apart
Your heart is growing cold
And you’ve broken up your soul
If you come for me
You are gonna fall

Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
Who did you think you were?