I Was Very Much Amused: annulment

Monday, 21 February 2022

Sister - !!!NEW!!!

Had to do a return to my Tudor theme

~~Price Tag~~ Sister not by Jessie J

Okay, Big Tudor Man, Cromwell, and Me
You ready?

My name well it is Anna von Kleve
Let me tell you what I achieved
You may think you know
The way my story goes
But that is not to be believed
You really think I was so hideous?
Oh you cannot be serious
Listen to my side
Then you can decide
Whether what people say was all right

Henry chose me from my portrait
But he didn’t like the real life
Is it my fault? Huh?
(That) Holbein didn’t paint it right

Though I did marry the king, the king, the king
(He) Didn’t want our wedding, wedding, wedding
I don’t want another mister
So I became his sister
‘Cause I did the, uh, smart thing, smart thing
And I lost my, yeah, wedding r-ring
Not another mister
So I will stay his sister

Annulled

After our marriage was now done
Henry he found another one
Such a pretty young thing who was into bling
But sadly she had quite a short run

Why do you all think I’m a loser?
When I was the real survivor
Parr died in 4-8 but still I was great
And I lived to see Mary on the throne

Henry chose me from my portrait
But he didn’t like the real life
But I’m not glum. Nope
‘Cause things still turned out alright

Yeah, yeah, she’ll stay his sister (yeah)
‘Cause she’s better off
From Henry she got (I got)
A good trade off (trade off)
And you can, can keep the crown, leave her alone now
And all she, yes, all she needs is the stuff she owns
And that’s it – the rest of her life, she stayed in England
Yeah, you might think she’s bland, was actually quite grand
Just cos one man, called her appearance a disgrace
You all think she’s ugly, but she’s here to say that’s just not the case
So she will be alright you’ll see, always
She’s got enough to see her to the end of her days
So when he’s gone she will keep carrying on
‘Cause she still lived on, and so that’s why she sings

Though I did marry the king, the king, the king (yes you did it)
(He) Didn’t want our wedding, wedding, wedding (no he don't, he don't want it)
I don’t want another mister (no, no way want that)
So I became his sister (uh-huh)
‘Cause I did the, uh, smart thing, smart thing
And I lost my, yeah, wedding r-ring (yes she got out)
Not another mister (yeah, yeah)
So I will stay his sister

So I will stay his sister
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Yeah, yeah, ooh
So I will stay his sister

Tuesday, 30 June 2015

From The Mind of Merc - Weddings

Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today I was thinking about weddings.

According to recent statistics, approximately 42% of marriages end in divorce – meaning almost half of the couples walking blissfully down the aisle will not last.

I have a theory as to why this is:

Firstly, the idea of a ‘perfect’ wedding is drummed into women from a fairly age and it is epitomised - quite extensively - as being the only thing a girl could hope or rather aim to achieve. (An important distinction here being that they are not encouraged to want or look for a marriage – just a wedding.) Consequently, millions of girls will seek that ‘one ring’ to please them all solely with the aim of getting their dream wedding; operating under the implanted delusion that getting married is the only thing they want, will solve all their problems, will mean they can get all those wonderful things you find in bride magazines and also get some really cool presents. (Then reality hits.)

Secondly, divorce is much easier to obtain nowadays. Back in the 19^th century, divorce was only possible in the event of adultery. Ergo, once you were married – that was it. It was literally ‘til death do you part.

Here’s what I think we should do to combat this:

1) Instead of focusing on getting a wedding, throw a ‘wedding’ party – have a party which includes everything you would have at your dream wedding but without the vows. Have that special day without the ‘I do’s. Put all the expense and planning and all you could ever want on that one special occasion but without binding yourself to someone you’re not completely committed to. Then a) you won’t rush into a marriage you don’t actually want just for the sake of getting your dream wedding (as you’ll already have had it) and b) when you do find someone you want to marry it’ll be about your relationship and not the ceremony.

2) Remove irreconcilable differences as a reason for divorce - it should not be a case of when the going gets tough, give up. If you don’t think your relationship will last forever, don’t promise that it will and if you marry in haste, expect (proverbially) to repent at leisure

Marriage is meant to be a special bond – a way for two people who are certain that they only want to be with each other for the rest of their lives to make that commitment to each other. It is not meant to be an excuse for a party, an opportunity to waste loads of money showing off to your friends or just ‘your special day’ – it is a special day but it is not meant to only be a special DAY.

Marriage is meant to be about love for each other – not lust for material items. If you don’t think you can honestly say that the person you’re getting married to is the only person you want to be with for the rest of your life then you shouldn’t say ‘I do’ – if you’re not happy now then a load of organza, bridal bouquets and toasters is not going to change that.

Above all, people shouldn’t aim for a wedding as one of their life goals – by all means you can aim to find the person you want to spend the rest of your life with (if that’s what you want) – but not solely aim for a groom.