I'm at a Tudor event today so, again, a parody song with a suitable theme was required.
Bang Bang Queen Liz not by Jessie J, Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj
She was the second daughter
(of) a king
But her life would not be an easy time
She survived such a lot of trouble and
Soon you’ll see that it will be her turn to shine oh
She’s been waiting for her
Time to fine’ly occur
See everybody that now bows to her
She is the sole Queen of all England, yeah
Queen Liz there she goes now
(she has reached the top)
Queen Liz ruling the town (the cream of the crop)
She’s in charge and there is no other (ah-ooh)
She’s in charge of you (ah, hey)
Queen Liz sits on the throne
(you know she earned it)
Queen Liz she rules alone (nobody will take it)
She’s in charge and there is no other (ah-ooh)
She’s in charge of you (ah, hey)
You might've thought she didn’t
stand a chance
After her dad said she’s a bastard
But she will prove now just how wrong you are
Because she is now here to stay for good, oh
She is now the only in thing
She does not need a king
See everybody that now bows to her
She is the sole Queen of all England, yeah
Queen Liz there she goes now
(she has reached the top)
Queen Liz ruling the town (the cream of the crop)
She’s in charge and there is no other (ah-ooh)
She’s in charge of you (ah, hey)
Queen Liz sits on the throne
(you know she earned it)
Queen Liz she rules alone (nobody will take it)
She’s in charge and there is no other (ah-ooh)
She’s in charge of you (ah, hey)
The Virgin Queen, she’s brand
new on the scene
She’s wants to know she’s seen, and how, how
Dripping in jewellery, so many gems
it’s scary
Clearly not ordinary – oh wow wow
She’s now the boss, doesn’t give a toss
If you want a Protestant on the throne
What she says it goes, Queen Liz clearly knows
Just how to strike a pose, and it shows
She’s the queen of the castle,
she won’t tolerate hassle
You have no chance to tussle, need to accept you’re her vassal
Do not fight her, or flight her, don’t fright her, or smite her
If you want to survive her reign then you better not spite her
T and a U and a D and a O and a
R-
T and a U and a D and a O and a R-
See everybody that now bows to her
She is the sole Queen of all England, yeah
England, hey (okay)
Queen Liz there she goes now
(she has reached the top)
Queen Liz ruling the town (the cream of the crop)
She’s in charge and there is no other (ah-ooh)
She’s in charge of you (ah, hey)
Queen Liz sits on the throne
(you know she earned it)
Queen Liz she rules alone (nobody will take it)
She’s in charge and there is no other (ah-ooh)
She’s in charge of you (ah, hey)
Queen Liz there she goes now
(she has reached the top)
Queen Liz ruling the town (the cream of the crop)
Yes, I said, queen, queen,
queen, q- queen, queen
Queen, queen, queen, queen, q- queen, queen
Queen Liz sits on the throne
(you know she earned it)
Queen Liz she rules alone (nobody will take it)
She’s in charge and there is no other (ah-ooh)
She’s in charge of you (ah, hey)
