When It All Hits The Fan - !!!NEW!!!

The language of this post is slightly stronger than normal. But then I honestly can't understand just how we've ended up in such a disastrously nightmarish situation.

When It All Hits The Fan According to Plan not by Danny Elfman

Tory 1               It's a beautiful day

Tory 2               It's a rather nice day

Tory 1               A day for a glorious voting

Tory 2               It’s only for us dear, to be perfectly clear

Tory 1               Only for us still a glorious voting

Tory 2               Assuming nothing happens that we can’t bury deep

Tory 2               That nothing unexpected causes us to lose sleep

Tory 1 & 2        And that's why every thing

 Every last little thing
 Every single tiny microscopic little thing goes wrong

Tory 1               When the sh*t hits the fan

Tory 2               Our man he will win it

Tory 1               When the sh*t hits the fan

Tory 2               Though they thought he blew it

Tory 1 & 2        Elevated to the top of the government

Tory 1               He will be on top

Tory 2               He will top the lot

Tory 1               Running England how it should be

Tory 2               Not just how we wish it would be
Tory 1 & 2        He'll be great, he’ll be seen

Giving laws to the queen
We'll forget everything (else)
That there’s ever, ever been

Tory 3               For f*ck’s sake

 It's a terrible day

Tory 4               (I) suppose you could say

Tory 3               It's a terrible day for a voting

Tory 4               It's a sad, sad state of affairs we're in

Tory 3               That has led to this ominous voting

Tory 4               How could our party have sunk down to this?
Tory 3 & 4        To hand over our leadership to that Boris

Tory 3               He’s so racist

Tory 4               An @rse          

Tory 3               Oh how’d this come to pass

Tory 4               How it came to pass? I'm afraid it’s plain to see

 We wanted power, wealth, fame and lots of money
 Without a thought of the outcome
 (‘Til) it hit you, and me

Tory 3               Oh dear

Tory 3 & 4        And that's why everything

 Every last little thing
 Every single tiny microscopic little thing goes wrong

Tory 3               When the sh*t hits the fan

Tory 4               Our party is doomed

Tory 3               When the sh*t hits the fan

Tory 4               Our country is too

Tory 3 & 4        Fated to a life of misery

Tory 3               And it is all down

Tory 4               To our gluttony

Tory 3 & 4        And who'd have guessed in a million years

 That that pillock with a mop

Tory 4               Like he’s a bird’s nest on top

Tory 3 & 4        Would be chosen out of all our current crop

British Public     Oh dearie me - What if Boris isn’t who... I want to win?

Tory 3               As if that has anything to do with politics. Do you suppose you always get to chose who’s     in charge?

British Public     Surely we must...for fairness...

Tory 3 & 4        Of course not!

Tory 3               Get those viewpoints aligned properly...I don’t want to hear your opinions
 Politics aren’t democratic. It’s not as plain as that
 You'd think a lifetime watching us
 Might have taught them that
 Might have taught them that

Tory 4               Everything’s gone so wrong now

Tory 3               Everything’s gone so wrong now

Tory 4               Everything’s gone so wrong now

Tory 3 & 4        Everything’s gone so wrong now wrong now

Tories 1,2,3&4  That’s why everything

 Every last little thing
 Every single tiny microscopic little thing goes wrong
 When the sh*t hits the fan

(And I don't think much of Jeremy *unt either!)