Tuesday 21 March 2017

President - !!!NEW!!!

I've written a new parody song about Donald Trump using Avril Lavigne's song ‘Girlfriend’ (surprisingly I didn’t have to change many of the lyrics).
I would just like to say how glad I am to live in a land which allows Freedom of Speech.

Girlfriend President not by Avril Lavigne
Hey! U! S! A!
I don’t like your President!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! U! S! A!
You need a new President
Hey! U! S! A!
I know you don’t like him
No way! No way!
I know it's not a secret
Hey! U! S! A!
You need a new President

Crossed the line
Out of his mind
He’s so ludicrous
You hear about him all the time
So ridiculous
Don’t you know what you can do to make it all alright (alright, alright, alright)?
Don’t pretend you don’t know he thinks he’s precious
You don’t need
Such a motherfucking princess
I can tell you hate him too and you know I’m right

He’s like so not clever
You could do so much better
I think we should get rid of him now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!

Hey! U! S! A!
I don’t like your President!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! U! S! A!
You need a new President
Hey! U! S! A!
I know you don’t like him
No way! No way!
I know it's not a secret
Hey! U! S! A!
You need a new President

I can see the way, I see the way you look at him
Specially when he tweets away know you just don’t want him
Hear how they talk about him all the time again and again (again, again, again)
So come over here, (I’ll) tell you what you want to hear
How to make your President disappear
You won’t have to hear his name said not ever again (not again, not again, not again!)

He’s like so not clever
You could do so much better
I think we should get rid of him now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!

Hey! U! S! A!
I don’t like your President!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! U! S! A!
You need a new President
Hey! U! S! A!
I know you don’t like him
No way! No way!
I know it's not a secret
Hey! U! S! A!
You need a new President

In a second you’ll be heading straight for world war
'Cause he don’t know what that red button’s for
Need another
So when's it gonna sink in?
He’s so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!

In a second you’ll be heading straight for world war
'Cause he don’t know what that red button’s for
Need another
So when's it gonna sink in?
He’s so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!

Hey! U! S! A!
I don’t like your President!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! U! S! A!
You need a new President
Hey! U! S! A!
I know you don’t like him
No way! No way!
I know it's not a secret
Hey! U! S! A!
You need a new President
Today! Today!

Hey! U! S! A!
I don’t like your President!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! U! S! A!
You need a new President
Hey! U! S! A!
I know you don’t like him
No way! No way!
I know it's not a secret
Hey! U! S! A!
You need a new President
Today! Today!

Hey! Hey!

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