Thursday 30 November 2017

From The Mind of Merc - So Many Thoughts

Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today I was thinking about an awful lot. As I am often wont to do (despite being blonde). 
I doubt I am alone in this. It is generally accepted that our mind are permanently teeming with many diverse and multitudinous thoughts. The comic perception being the women’s brains are like this:

And men’s brains are like this:

Sexist though this may be there will ultimately be some truth in it.

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus and, while it can be said that this analogy means we are still from the same solar system, we do actually have significant and distinct differences.
It is a scientific fact that women have brains that are wired to facilitate multi-tasking (leading to the oft heard remarks about men’s inability to do the same) just as it is a scientific fact that men have brains that are wired to facilitate spatial awareness (leading to the oft heard lament regarding women and parallel parking).

Nevertheless thoughts swirl round all neural networks both indeterminably and interminably. Sometimes creating so much ‘noise’ that it ironically becomes hard to think.
I have often thought how useful it would be to have a pensieve just like Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter.
How soothing would that be to be able to remove troublesome or excessive thoughts from your mind to store them somewhere else for later reflection.
What thoughts would you store? (Ah, another thing to think about).

But then this too comes with its own potential issues – if you could remove troublesome thoughts, would you ever look back on them or would you ignore them and live in a state of denial. Would being able to separate strands make it easier to comprehend and process them or easier to procrastinate and reject them.

You see what I mean? So many thoughts… so little time.

Wednesday 29 November 2017

Doctor Who Knew - !!!NEW!!!

I can't believe I haven't done this one before - it's so obvious. Hopefully it's so enjoyable too. This is from the point of view of Rose Tyler in the Doomsday episode

Who Knew Dr Who Knew not by P!nk
You took my hand
You told me run
We’ve travelled round
We’ve had some fun
Uh huh
That's right

I trusted you
And joined your flight
Thought everything
Would be all right
Yeah huh
That's right

If someone said three years from now
I’d be alone
Still wouldn’t have wanted out
From the unknown
I lost my hold
Now my heart it grows cold
And colder
Who knew

I think of how we went through space
And all those perils we did face
Oh no
No no
I wish I could travel again
Wish I could still see you, my friend
I'd give anything

If I’d known then what I do know now
Now that you’re gone
I wouldn’t have waited around
I took too long
I lost my hold
Now my heart it grows cold
And colder
Who knew
Yeah yeah

Keeps going round in my head
That moment when we kissed
That moment
That moment when we kissed
And I won't forget you, John Smith
I couldn’t

If someone said three years from now
I’d be alone
Still wouldn’t have wanted out
From the unknown
Every time
Was so fine
But we won’t meet again
Though timelords
Are smarter
Somehow that makes it harder
But I keep
On wishing
We’ll do one more mission
My doctor
Who knew

My doctor
My doctor
Who knew

My doctor
I miss you
My doctor
Who knew
Who knew

Wednesday 15 November 2017

Shakespeare Rap Battle - Iago vs Antonio

This parody, which draws on another Whitney Avalon creation, imagines a competition between two of Shakespeare’s most devious villains. (The inspiration can be found here)

Princess Rap Battle – Hermione vs Katniss  Shakespeare Rap Battle – Iago vs Antonio

Iago:
I’m Iago don’t you know, I’m so evil, that’s how I roll
Got a sick flowgonna come out on the top in this fight
No bite and no might, unless we’re all asleep at night
When it comes to battles you’re the one whose weight’s light
Delusions of grandeur that’s what led you down your path
Shoulda seen you were headed for an early bath
You played your best shot, but you lost the lot
Couldn’t compete with what your brother had got
The lesser of two evils? It’s clear that is you
You enjoy telling lies but you know it’s true
You must be mad to take me on, it won’t be long until you’re gone
Facing you - it makes me yawn. Come on – you know I’ve won!

Antonio:
Please - you are no trouble you don’t even struggle
When you are caught and left with naught - watch your dreams burst like a bubble
I’ll beat this ancient man, and his useless revenge plan
Who thinks he’s so smart with his devious heart
Just a false start, couldn’t bring home the bacon
Thought that you beat them but they saw you were fakin’
How does it help you more to cause such blood and gore?
Your plan was so poor, could see defeat was in store
You were beat before, when that noble Moor
Chose somebody else and it left you feeling raw
Just a cat’s paw - howe’er loud you roar. Don’t look know but you lost the war!

Iago:
I’ll school you in statesmanship, you puny pathetic drip
Watch now as your ass I’ll whip. You’ve got no grip - you know you’ll slip
You don’t make me mad, ‘cause you are just a fad
Can’t deny it, can’t defy it, and I think that you should be glad
You’d no chance lad, too bad, so sad
Could beat you any day – Tony, you are the weaker cad
Now the master is near, I can see you’re full of fear
‘Cause you cannot compete with the best man here!

Antonio:
Best man? No! Not even close
It doesn’t make you better just ‘cause you are more verbose
I got the Dukedom. Knew my time had come
My brother was done. Soon had him on the run
Your brains have gone all numb - go and suck on your thumb
The fact you think you’re better just proves that you are so dumb
A washed-up useless bum that’s what you’ve become
The one who survived! Whose hopes are gone.

Iago:
The difference between you and me is you’re grand but I’m street-wise
You take on Iago you’re in for a surprise
It’s like you can’t see the truth - you’re oblivious
You think you’re winning? That’s so hilarious
I’m the best, beat the rest, no contest, you’re so distressed
No jest and the outcome of your plan could be guessed
I’m sorry, your Grace, but I think you will find
Prospero is back and he has soundly kicked your behind

Antonio:
I still have some standing, in with the king, I’m still living 
It’s a wonder you’re still talking when you’re expiring.
The planning, the scheming, it was all just a flop
And now thanks to you Cassio came out on top
At least I tasted power and all the goods that come along with it
Something only guessed at by a poor jealous halfwit
You tried the very best that you could, now your defeat must be understood
Next time round I think that you should take the hit, and do us good

Wednesday 8 November 2017

Disney Life Hacks #12 – Peter Pan

Continuing my Disney Life Hacks series today - those little tricks the Disney stars use to achieve the unlikely, unbelievable and impossible.

Today, Peter Pan shares his top tip: