Why do flies suddenly appear? - !!!NEW!!!

I actually like the song 'Close To You' but I decided to do a parody of it reversing the sentiment and implying the object of the song isn't so desirable. 

(They Long To Be) Close To You not by Burt Bacharach
Why do flies suddenly appear, every time you are near?
Unlike me, they long to be close to you.
Why do folk hold their noses tight, just on smell not on sight?
Can’t you see, it isn’t me - it is you.

Since the day that you were born you’ve had that certain something.
That makes everyone stay far away from you.
So they’ll cross the street if they see you coming,
Don’t deny it - you know it’s true.
That is why all the flies in town follow you all around.
Unlike me, they long to be close to you...

Since the day that you were born you’ve had that certain something.
That makes everyone stay far away from you.
So they’ll cross the street if they see you coming,
Don’t deny it - you know it’s true.
That is why all the flies in town follow you all around.
Unlike me, they long to be close to you...