Eggy-Bacy Bread - !!!NEW!!!

Another on-the-spot creation (or rather on-the-day)

Just a bit of fun for those who love egg and bacon sarnies :)

Achy Breaky Heart Eggy-Bacy Bread not by Billy Ray Cyrus

You can tell that I have something that’s on my mind

It’s just not gonna go away

You might think it’s absurd but I won’t be deterred

There’s just one thing that will make my day

It’s not choc’late treats or any other sweetmeats

That’s not what I have a hank’ring for

Just want to lick my lips don’t care about my hips

I can’t stop reaching out for just one more

Just give me some bread, some eggy-bacy bread

It’s really not much to ask for

And if you give me bread, some eggy-bacy bread

I just might let you through the door

You can give me ham or even tins of spam

But that just isn’t good enough for me

So go get me a pack of rashers streaked and back

There is just one thing that I want for my tea

Don’t give me any cheese and pickle pretty please

‘Cause anything like that is not okay

And you should know my eyes are not looking for pies

Won’t settle for anything less today

I just want some bread, some eggy-bacy bread

I just don't think you understand

If I don’t get some bread, some eggy-bacy bread

I might blow up and kill you man

But don't take my bread, my eggy-bacy bread

Something like that is underhand

And if you take my bread, my eggy-bacy bread

That will be more than I can stand

I just want some bread, some eggy-bacy bread

I just don't think you understand

Don't take my bread, my eggy-bacy bread

That will be more than I can stand