This is one of the songs I penned for Horrible Histories that I didn't submit.
It's based on the only child of King George IV and his wife Caroline - Princess Charlotte.
Queen of England not by Jamie O’Neal
Born to be heir
Child of George the Fourth the king
Public thought I was just the thing
To bring change in
Married a prince
And dreamed of starting a family
But when I had my first baby
It finished me
Queen of England
Was gonna be, queen of England but no more
Queen of England
Won’t get to be, Queen of England anymore
After I died
My uncles hurried to get wed
And with George and William dead
Victoria led
Alternative last verse:
When
my father died
His
brother then niece took over
My
husband Leo showed to her
Her
true suitor
In my spare time I write parody songs, sketches and captions which I’ve decide to post here on my blog. You’ll be able to tell my eclectic comedy taste from some of the references and I freely admit my influences include Spike Milligan, Ronnie Barker, John Finnemore and Michael Bernstein (my Year 8 English teacher). The blog title is from Queen Victoria being famously misquoted as saying “We are not amused” so I’m using the correct quote, as mentioned in her diaries, of “I was very much amused"
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