Showing posts with label vindaloo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vindaloo. Show all posts

Wednesday, 26 October 2022

Tories Out - !!!NEW!!!

And so the madness continues. Will the ridiculousness and the sleaze never end? Maybe a national chant will do it.

Vindaloo Tories Out not by Fat Les

What on earth is all this?
We're from England
Think we want this?
We won’t take no more of it
Listen

Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah (Stuff you)
Nah nah nah (Truss too)
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah Nah

We're England
We don’t want any more from you
England!
Had enough of Tory sleeze
Let’s show them the exit please
Want them, gone now
Not soon, right now
Listen

Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah Nah

We're England
We don’t want any more from you
England!
Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
We're off to vote - no doubt
Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
Because we want the Tories out
Because!

Tories out
Tories out
Tories out
Tories out yeah yeah
Tories out
Tories out
Tories out
Tories out yeah yeah
Tories out
Tories out

And we want the Tories out
We're England
We don’t want any more from you
England!
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
And we all like Tories out
We're England
We don’t want any more from you
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
And we want the Tories out

We're England
We don’t want any more from you
England!

Thursday, 28 May 2015

Hot Stuff - !!!NEW!!!

A (very) slight twist on the Donna Summer classic - which changes the meaning entirely. One for the curry lovers.
 
Hot Stuff not by Donna Summer
Sitting here eating my nails and waiting
Waiting for the rest’rant to call
Ordered about a thousand portions and they
Said that they’d be no time at all

Waiting for some hot stuff baby this evening
I need some hot stuff baby tonight
I want some hot stuff baby this evening
Got to have some hot stuff
Got to have some food tonight
I need hot stuff
I want some hot stuff
I need some hot stuff

Waiting for a chance to placate my hunger
Don't want to have to wait any more
Want to get stuck into a warm spicy platter
Want to bring my take’way back home

Got to have some hot stuff baby this evening
I need some hot stuff baby tonight
I want some hot stuff baby this evening
Got to do some scoffing
Got to have food tonight
I need hot stuff
Hot stuff
Waiting for hot stuff

[Instrumental Interlude]

How's about some hot stuff baby this evening
I need some hot stuff baby tonight
Waiting for my hot stuff baby this evening
I need some hot stuff baby tonight, yeah-yeah
I want some hot stuff this evening
I want some hot stuff baby tonight