Yet another parody of this anonymous ditty but, let's face it, it's another worthy occasion.
Oh Dear, What Can The Matter Be also not by AnonOh dear, what can
the matter be
Liz Truss has won her battle you see
Now she’s our new
premier MP
What on earth
will she do now?
She started out
just like any one of us
But decided to change her ways was a must
A New Tory that’s
what she is Liz Truss
And look at what
she’s done now
A new PM sounds
like a new chance but we
Now know that is
not what she will be
Her mini budget
won’t resolve poverty
In fact here’s
what it has done
The pound has
slumped to a 31 year low
Those rising
bills continue their upward flow
Tory assets
meanwhile continue to grow
And they still
come out on top
Their job is to
run England all safe and sound
Instead they will
run it into the ground
Amongst that lot
there is no hope to be found
Cos they don’t
care about us
Oh dear, what can
the matter be
Liz Truss has won her battle you see
Now we’re stuck
until well after ‘23
We’re counting
down the months now
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