Saturday 25 May 2019

I've Never Seen Game Of Thrones - !!!NEW!!!

Another Whitney Avalon parody today (the original for which can be found here)
This one's fairly topical as it was inspired by a meme I saw doing the rounds on Facebook

I've Never Seen Breaking Bad Game of Thrones not  by Whitney Avalon

Knew I’d regret how mad you’d get
When I told you of my ‘shame’
Now every time, you see me I’m
The one it seems you must tame

Don't you moan and pout, that I’m missing out
That will not change a thing
I don't need to know, who Jon is or Snow
Sorry you will not win

Oh I've never seen Game of Thrones
No not a single episode
It’s not something I need to be shown
So please don’t try to break me
Please don’t make me

I hear you claim, of its great fame
And how, there's nothing like it
You tell of whores and blood and wars
In vain to get me to try it

Don't you moan and pout, that I’m missing out
That will not change a thing
I'll watch Sophie T, set the Phoenix free
That's my choice, won’t give in

I've never seen Game of Thrones
All my friends think that is crazy
When they see me all they do is moan
I'm sure they will isolate me
Yeah they’ll isolate me

I never meant to start a trend
I'm sure the acting’s amazing
But spoilers tell what’s round the bend
And avoiding it is now a thing

I never meant to start a trend
I'm sure the writing’s amazing
Thanks for shaming me for not trying

Don't you moan and pout, that I’m missing out
That will not change my mind

If I never see Game of Thrones
Now it’s finished on TV
At least I know now I’m not alone
So don’t you try to break me
You won’t break me
Please don't make me

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