Wednesday 28 February 2018

From The Mind of Merc - What If?

Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today I was thinking about historical ‘what if’s – for example, what if Henry VIII had married Mary Boleyn (instead of Anne) and acknowledged and legitimised her son Henry – known to history as Henry Carey – particularly with respect to the royal succession.
(and yes, I am aware there’s debate over his paternity but for me a) this seems to be primarily based on Henry not formally acknowledging him and b) I doubt the Boleyns or Careys would be foolish enough to allow Mary to continue conjugal relations with her husband while she was a mistress of the King)

Well, for one thing, neither Elizabeth I or Edward VI would have existed. If Henry had stayed married to Catherine of Aragon until her death in 1536 and then married Mary Boleyn, the latter died in 1543 so it’s possible Henry VIII may only have had 2 wives (but still 2 daughters – Mary Tudor and Catherine ‘Carey’ – and a son; excluding the possibility of further children given Henry’s general ‘problems’ in this area).
Presuming all other dates and facts remain the same (although it’s highly unlikely they would have – e.g. the heir to the throne probably would not have married the daughter of a relatively obscure Welsh nobleman), on the king’s death in 1547, Henry ‘Carey’ would have become King Henry IX at the age of 21. He, in turn, would have succeeded (in 1596) by his son who would have been King George I (an English baron as opposed to a German royal). The line of succession would then presumably have gone:

Queen Elizabeth I (George’s daughter and only child) r. 1603-1635
King George II (youngest child and only son) r. 1635-1658
King George III (second son) r. 1658-1698
King Charles I (eldest son) r. 1698-1710
King James I (second son) r. 1710-1736
King Augustus I (only son) r. 1736-1755
King Frederick I (only son) r. 1755-1810

then either
King William I? (illegitimate eldest son - parents married aged 10) r. 1810-1857
King Maurice I (William’s eldest brother – also illegitimate) r. 1857-1867
King Francis I (Maurice’s eldest son) r. 1867-1896
King Charles II (Maurice’s second son) r. 1896-1916
Queen Swinburne (Maurice’s eldest daughter) r. 1916-1920
King Edgar I (Swinburne’s third son but the only one to outlive her) r. 1920-1937
Queen Serena I (Edgar’s daughter and only child) r. 1937-present

or (following the line of legitimacy):
King Thomas I (Frederick’s fifth but first legitimate son) r. 1810-1882
Queen Louisa I (daughter and only child of Thomas’s youngest brother) r. 1882-1899
Queen Eva I (Louisa’s daughter and only child) r. 1899-1964
Queen Mary I (Eva’s eldest daughter) r. 1964-1992
King Anthony I (Eva’s nephew) r. 1992-present

Alternatively, if the crown had followed the same route as ‘George I’s baronial title of Hunsdon (although the English crown – unlike English noble titles – does not follow Salic law and could be inherited by a woman) then the present incumbent would be King Vicary I r. 1986-present.

Interesting the way things turn out, isn't it?

Tuesday 27 February 2018

Tick Tock poem - !!!NEW!!!

I wrote a poem today.

Tick, tock, tick, tock
That’s another minute gone
Tick, tock, tick, tock
Still time marches on
Tick, tock, tick, tock
Can’t anybody see
Tick, tock, tick, tock
What this is doing to me
Tick, tock, tick, tock
One moment I’m here
Tick, tock, tick, tock
And the next I’ll disappear
Tick, tock, tick, tock
Time will not stand still
Tick, tock, tick, tock
Not time - it never will
Tick, tock, tick, tock
And people soon will say
Tick, tock, tick, tock
It’s just another day
Tick, tock, tick, tock
That’s another minute gone
Tick, tock, tick, tock
Still time marches on

Monday 26 February 2018

Disney Life Hacks #14 - Merlin

Continuing my Disney Life Hacks series today - those little tricks the Disney stars use to achieve the unlikely, unbelievable and impossible.

Today, Merlin shares his top tip:

Friday 9 February 2018

King Stephen Was At Worthing Pier - Mercorabilia

A short one today.
I was going over a song in Shakespeare in my head  and the first line got kind of corrupted. This then inspired me to 'corrupt' the rest of it creating the following result:
(The original can be found here)


King Stephen was at Worthing Pier,
He’d been walking around the town;
He loved it when the sea was clear,
But seeing rainclouds made him frown.
He proudly strode wearing his crown.
He thought it made him look mighty:
Alas to them he looked a clown;
A comic sign for all to see.