(The inspiration for this one can be found here)
[Verse 1: Hermia]
I’m the one who has the most beauty
This is proved by the fact all the boys want me
I am the sweet young maiden, despite what you think, ‘kay?
I’m daddy’s princess who will get her way
‘Cause I’m the best, can’t be denied
And out of my suitors I’ll choose who’s by my side
Because princes, aristos and nobles, when they’re looking for a bride
Want me and not you - so sad, you have no-one by your side
You can’t touch dis - don’t try - go ahead and cry
Watch as every man you love seems to just pass you by
I can’t believe how dumb you are, of course I won his heart - duh!
Say it again, I attract men, you can never play that part - ugh!
[Verse 2:Helena
Think that you had a blackout, and I know what you lack now
You can’t handle the facts now, gonna hand you some back now
Pretend you’re so pure but I know it’s all an act now
Time to give you a reality smack down
Hermia thinks she’s so strong but forgotten when love falters
And suddenly it jolts her when Lysander love for her alters
So adored yet so abhorred, had to elope to win
When his keenness grew thin you still wouldn’t give in
You’re not the most beautiful of that you are so afraid
The word on the street is that you’re not even a maid
A superficial dupe don’t know what made you madder
That you weren’t the best or finding my game was badder
[Verse 3: Lysander]
I kinda liked you girl, but that was all just a fantasy
There is just one girl I want and that is very plain to see
I won the girl your man wanted - didn’t need money
You are so sad, girl, it’s so sad. Girl - Hermia’s my honey
Her father might rather she wed a rich courtier
But our love to founder? Not something we fear
You think I loved you? Well, someone should have told ya
Cause hun it could never last, when I woke up grew colder
[Verse 4: Demetrius]
Don’t be rude, Lissy, you cannot forget what you said
Despite what you tell yourself in your head when in bed
I’m the one who has the most beauty
This is proved by the fact all the boys want me
I am the sweet young maiden, despite what you think, ‘kay?
I’m daddy’s princess who will get her way
‘Cause I’m the best, can’t be denied
And out of my suitors I’ll choose who’s by my side
Because princes, aristos and nobles, when they’re looking for a bride
Want me and not you - so sad, you have no-one by your side
You can’t touch dis - don’t try - go ahead and cry
Watch as every man you love seems to just pass you by
I can’t believe how dumb you are, of course I won his heart - duh!
Say it again, I attract men, you can never play that part - ugh!
[Verse 2:
Think that you had a blackout, and I know what you lack now
You can’t handle the facts now, gonna hand you some back now
Pretend you’re so pure but I know it’s all an act now
Time to give you a reality smack down
Hermia thinks she’s so strong but forgotten when love falters
And suddenly it jolts her when Lysander love for her alters
So adored yet so abhorred, had to elope to win
When his keenness grew thin you still wouldn’t give in
You’re not the most beautiful of that you are so afraid
The word on the street is that you’re not even a maid
A superficial dupe don’t know what made you madder
That you weren’t the best or finding my game was badder
[Verse 3: Lysander]
I kinda liked you girl, but that was all just a fantasy
There is just one girl I want and that is very plain to see
I won the girl your man wanted - didn’t need money
You are so sad, girl, it’s so sad. Girl - Hermia’s my honey
Her father might rather she wed a rich courtier
But our love to founder? Not something we fear
You think I loved you? Well, someone should have told ya
Cause hun it could never last, when I woke up grew colder
[Verse 4: Demetrius]
Don’t be rude, Lissy, you cannot forget what you said
Despite what you tell yourself in your head when in bed
The words you said behind Hermy’s back,
About everything that your princess lacks
Love Helena, and I won her, you’re left with the second prize
You might say that you’re not jealous but I see love in your eyes
You're just a terrible loser only better as a snoozer
You're just no good and should go back to being a boozer
[Verse 5: Hermia (Lysander)]
Can I interrupt here Miss Perfect’s plan
Just to remind her that I had her man
Just so pathetic, and a nervous wreck
Don’t stand a chance when you compete with idyllic
(So desp’rate for a man but all you found was desolation)
It’s you and not me that really is the poor consolation
You’ve always been beneath me and some things still stay the same
(Because any way you play you can never win this game)
This Ancient Greek doofus is still so deluded
Believing the effects of what a bad night’s sleep did
Of course you think you won, but know he really wanted me
You are the weaker one why don’t you go cry by a tree
[Verse 6: Helena (Demetrius)]
You've got an attitude that won’t quit but that’s not a good thing
Soon Lysander will regret what he got for a wedding ring
While we're on the subject, ‘cause I just have to ask
But could he even afford one? ‘Cause that is a costly task
(I am richer grander nobler and we will never want
When you look to your man you’ll find Lysander can’t
By great Oberon I will keep going on
Until you admit we have won this song)
You think you’re just so perfect. But now this part will kill
You’re just a spoilt brat – no discernable skills
You had to find a husband because no one can live for free
And you pissed off your dad big time so enjoy poverty
Love Helena, and I won her, you’re left with the second prize
You might say that you’re not jealous but I see love in your eyes
You're just a terrible loser only better as a snoozer
You're just no good and should go back to being a boozer
[Verse 5: Hermia (Lysander)]
Can I interrupt here Miss Perfect’s plan
Just to remind her that I had her man
Just so pathetic, and a nervous wreck
Don’t stand a chance when you compete with idyllic
(So desp’rate for a man but all you found was desolation)
It’s you and not me that really is the poor consolation
You’ve always been beneath me and some things still stay the same
(Because any way you play you can never win this game)
This Ancient Greek doofus is still so deluded
Believing the effects of what a bad night’s sleep did
Of course you think you won, but know he really wanted me
You are the weaker one why don’t you go cry by a tree
[Verse 6: Helena (Demetrius)]
You've got an attitude that won’t quit but that’s not a good thing
Soon Lysander will regret what he got for a wedding ring
While we're on the subject, ‘cause I just have to ask
But could he even afford one? ‘Cause that is a costly task
(I am richer grander nobler and we will never want
When you look to your man you’ll find Lysander can’t
By great Oberon I will keep going on
Until you admit we have won this song)
You think you’re just so perfect. But now this part will kill
You’re just a spoilt brat – no discernable skills
You had to find a husband because no one can live for free
And you pissed off your dad big time so enjoy poverty
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