I Believe - !!!NEW!!!

I will not comment on the recent political developments. I will not comment on the recent political developments. I will not comment on the recent political developments... Instead I'll leave it up to the lyrics of this parodied song from Not The Nine O'Clock News.

I Believe not by Not The Nine O'Clock News

I believe that life is happy and death is sad.

I believe my mum was married to my dad.

I believe that things that aren't good tend to be bad.

I believe...Yes, I believe.

I'm prepared to believe Jeremy Hunt isn't a crook.

I'm prepared to believe Fifty Shades is a readable book.

I believe the best song ever’s Aguilera’s ‘Dirty’.

I believe that Kim Kardashian’s still under 30.

I believe George Bush is clever.

That the Queen will live forever.

And that leisure is pronounced leezure.

And that the Prometheus film was better than its teaser.

I am prepared to say Miley Cyrus is too shy.

And that everyone looks better when wearing tie dye.

I'm prepared to believe that Scrooge is a decent bloke.

And Vladimir Putin tells a darn good knock-knock joke.

I believe that some folks can hear what Mr Bean is saying.

And that Luton is really a very nice place to stay in.

I believe that Kermit really loves Miss Piggy.

I believe that global warming is no biggie.

And I believe that the devil is ready to repent.

But I can't believe that Donald Trump is President!

(Btw, America - in England today's date is 9/11. Just sayin')