The Gas Tap Won't Turn - !!!NEW!!!

After all the fun I had creating a Cabin Pressure version of 'There's a Hole in my Bucket' I decided to do it again this time using a classic comedy song by the classic comedy songsters - Flanders and Swann

The Gasman Cometh The Gas Tap Won't Turn not by Flanders and Swann

The gas tap won’t turn, dear Donald, dear Donald

The gas tap won’t turn, dear Donald

Won’t turn

Call the gasman, dear Michael, dear Michael, dear Michael

Call the gasman, dear Michael, dear Michael

Gasman

He’s pulled out the skirting boards, dear Donald, dear Donald

He’s pulled out the skirting boards, dear Donald

What a mess

Call the carpenter, dear Michael, dear Michael, dear Michael

Call the carpenter, dear Michael, dear Michael

Carpenter

He’s nailed through a cable, dear Donald, dear Donald

He’s nailed through a cable, dear Donald

No lights

Call the sparky*, dear Michael, dear Michael, dear Michael

Call the sparky, dear Michael, dear Michael

Sparky

He’s broken a window, dear Donald, dear Donald

He’s broken a window, dear Donald

That twit

Call the glazier, dear Michael, dear Michael, dear Michael

Call the glazier, dear Michael, dear Michael

Glazier

He’s messed up the wall, dear Donald, dear Donald

He’s messed up the wall, dear Donald

Look at it

Call the painter, dear Michael, dear Michael, dear Michael

Call the painter, dear Michael, dear Michael

Painter

He’s spilt quite a lot, dear Donald, dear Donald

He's spilt quite a lot, dear Donald

Oh no

What's the problem, dear Michael, dear Michael, dear Michael

What's the problem, dear Michael, dear Michael

Problem?

The gas tap won’t turn, dear Donald, dear Donald

The gas tap won’t turn, dear Donald

Won’t turn

(Ok - so I cheated a bit here using the Aussie term for an electrician but you've got to admit it scans better. And they did tour in Oz.)