There's A Hole In Your Plan - !!!NEW!!!

A bit of fun this one (and a reversion to my old favourite – the genius and highly enjoyable creation that is Cabin Pressure)

One of my favourite episodes is Ottery St Mary and the brief diatribe between Douglas and Arthur in their roles as men with a ven has always reminded me of a certain well-known children’s song…

There’s A Hole In My Bucket There’s A Hole In Your Plan not by Anon

We have no address,

Dear Arthur, dear Arthur

We have no address,

Dear Arthur - you clot

We can phone them

Dear Douglas, dear Douglas, dear Douglas

We can phone them, dear Douglas

Dear Douglas - phone them

On which number should we phone them?

Dear Arthur, Dear Arthur.

On which number should we phone them?

Dear Arthur - on which?

From Directory Enquiries

Dear Douglas, Dear Douglas

From Directory Enquiries

Dear Douglas - that’s how

And what shall we give them,

Dear Arthur, dear Arthur

And what shall we give them,

Dear Arthur – and what?

Well, the address

Dear Douglas, dear Douglas, dear Douglas

The address, dear Douglas

Dear Douglas - the address

We have no address,

Dear Arthur, dear Arthur

We have no address,
Dear Arthur - you clot!