Papalinternetconnectionsocialnetworkingtime - Newsreview

Start of the New Year and normal service is resumed. However, the submissions won't be as regular as last year as it will depend on when I have the inspiration (or time) to create something new and I have few creations left in reserve. But for now...

Today's entry I dug out from my Newsrevue selection. It was penned shortly after news that the previous Pope (Benedict XIX) was signing up for Twitter. I've dusted it off a bit by modifying it to match the current incumbent Pope Francis.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Papalinternetconnectionsocialnetworkingtime not from Mary Poppins 

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Yes the Pope Francis the first can now be found online and
He's signing on to Twitter, search pontifex and you will find
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Because he wants to help more people with all his speeches
He's taken to the internet (to) see how far it reaches
He'll clear the air and find a way to say just what he means
Religion meeting science just like you have never seen:

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Yes the Pope Francis the first is shortly coming online
He's signing on to Twitter, search pontifex and you will find
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Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
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He travels all around the world he’s such a busy gent,
But there’s now a way to find out just when and where he went
And if you want or have a need to ask him a question,
Just post your query on his feed - he’ll check it later on,

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Yes the Pope Francis the first is shortly coming online
He's signing on to Twitter, search pontifex and you will find
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You know you can spell it backwards which is emit-gnikrowten-laicos-noitcennoc-tenretni-lapap but that’s going a bit too far don’t you think? (Indubitably)

So when you don't know what to do or where to go in life
There's now a place to solve your woes and to end all your strife
But don't forget the Pope does not support another choice
For example (Yes?) If you are not a Catholic, consult some other voice

(Oh what a lovely thing for him to do)

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