Tories Out - !!!NEW!!!

And so the madness continues. Will the ridiculousness and the sleaze never end? Maybe a national chant will do it.

Vindaloo Tories Out not by Fat Les

What on earth is all this?
We're from England
Think we want this?
We won’t take no more of it
Listen

Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah (Stuff you)
Nah nah nah (Truss too)
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah Nah

We're England
We don’t want any more from you
England!
Had enough of Tory sleeze
Let’s show them the exit please
Want them, gone now
Not soon, right now
Listen

Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah Nah

We're England
We don’t want any more from you
England!
Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
We're off to vote - no doubt
Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
Because we want the Tories out
Because!

Tories out
Tories out
Tories out
Tories out yeah yeah
Tories out
Tories out
Tories out
Tories out yeah yeah
Tories out
Tories out

And we want the Tories out
We're England
We don’t want any more from you
England!
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
And we all like Tories out
We're England
We don’t want any more from you
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
Nah nah nah (Tories out)
And we want the Tories out

We're England
We don’t want any more from you
England!

Goodbye Liz Truss - !!!NEW!!!

While it might have been more appropriate to use Another One Bites The Dust, for some reason this tune popped into my head so I just ran with it.

Sing As You Go Goodbye Liz Truss not by Gracie Fields 

Hee-hee, come on lads and lassies
The PM’s resigned again
Hee-hee, come on
Ee, let's sing of it

Goodbye Liz Truss and good riddance to you
44 days, but still you got it so wrong
You thought you could lead us
But you wouldn’t feed us so be on your way

Goodbye Liz Truss, you couldn’t do the job
Though you’re not worst, you still are not good enough
A lettuce beat you, the world knows it’s true
So bye, don’t come back again

(Tory) Blues, look at you now
You oughta know that we’ve no use for you
You’ll go soon we vow
The time of your Tory misrule is through
Though a new premier might be in sight
It is unlikely they’ll put it right

Goodbye Liz Truss and good riddance to you
44 days, but still you got it so wrong
You thought you could lead us
But you wouldn’t feed us so be on your way

Goodbye Liz Truss, you couldn’t do the job
Though you’re not worst, you still are not good enough
A lettuce beat you, the world knows it’s true
So bye, don’t come back again

Goodbye Liz Truss and good riddance to you
44 days, but still you got it so wrong
(Ay you, you just got it so out of whack, hee-ee)
You thought you could lead us
But you wouldn’t feed us so be on your way
(Hello, Boris, you back again? Are you? We’ll see about that)
Goodbye Liz Truss, you couldn’t do the job
(Gee, it's mad just how quick she’s gone)
Though you’re not worst, you still are not good enough
A lettuce beat you, the world knows it’s true
So bye-bye-bye-bye
Don’t come back a-gain

When It All Hits The Fan - !!!NEW!!!

The language of this post is slightly stronger than normal. But then I honestly can't understand just how we've ended up in such a disastrously nightmarish situation.

When It All Hits The Fan According to Plan not by Danny Elfman

Tory 1               It's a beautiful day

Tory 2               It's a rather nice day

Tory 1               A day for a glorious voting

Tory 2               It’s only for us dear, to be perfectly clear

Tory 1               Only for us still a glorious voting

Tory 2               Assuming nothing happens that we can’t bury deep

Tory 2               That nothing unexpected causes us to lose sleep

Tory 1 & 2        And that's why every thing

 Every last little thing
 Every single tiny microscopic little thing goes wrong

Tory 1               When the sh*t hits the fan

Tory 2               Our man he will win it

Tory 1               When the sh*t hits the fan

Tory 2               Though they thought he blew it

Tory 1 & 2        Elevated to the top of the government

Tory 1               He will be on top

Tory 2               He will top the lot

Tory 1               Running England how it should be

Tory 2               Not just how we wish it would be
Tory 1 & 2        He'll be great, he’ll be seen

Giving laws to the queen
We'll forget everything (else)
That there’s ever, ever been

Tory 3               For f*ck’s sake

 It's a terrible day

Tory 4               (I) suppose you could say

Tory 3               It's a terrible day for a voting

Tory 4               It's a sad, sad state of affairs we're in

Tory 3               That has led to this ominous voting

Tory 4               How could our party have sunk down to this?
Tory 3 & 4        To hand over our leadership to that Boris

Tory 3               He’s so racist

Tory 4               An @rse          

Tory 3               Oh how’d this come to pass

Tory 4               How it came to pass? I'm afraid it’s plain to see

 We wanted power, wealth, fame and lots of money
 Without a thought of the outcome
 (‘Til) it hit you, and me

Tory 3               Oh dear

Tory 3 & 4        And that's why everything

 Every last little thing
 Every single tiny microscopic little thing goes wrong

Tory 3               When the sh*t hits the fan

Tory 4               Our party is doomed

Tory 3               When the sh*t hits the fan

Tory 4               Our country is too

Tory 3 & 4        Fated to a life of misery

Tory 3               And it is all down

Tory 4               To our gluttony

Tory 3 & 4        And who'd have guessed in a million years

 That that pillock with a mop

Tory 4               Like he’s a bird’s nest on top

Tory 3 & 4        Would be chosen out of all our current crop

British Public     Oh dearie me - What if Boris isn’t who... I want to win?

Tory 3               As if that has anything to do with politics. Do you suppose you always get to chose who’s     in charge?

British Public     Surely we must...for fairness...

Tory 3 & 4        Of course not!

Tory 3               Get those viewpoints aligned properly...I don’t want to hear your opinions
 Politics aren’t democratic. It’s not as plain as that
 You'd think a lifetime watching us
 Might have taught them that
 Might have taught them that

Tory 4               Everything’s gone so wrong now

Tory 3               Everything’s gone so wrong now

Tory 4               Everything’s gone so wrong now

Tory 3 & 4        Everything’s gone so wrong now wrong now

Tories 1,2,3&4  That’s why everything

 Every last little thing
 Every single tiny microscopic little thing goes wrong
 When the sh*t hits the fan

(And I don't think much of Jeremy *unt either!)