F*ck You - !!!NEW!!!

There's a distinctive theme to this month's posts - but a worthy one I feel - starting with a message for Mr Sunak.

F*ck You not by Lily Allen
Look at it, look at all of the shambles that you have created
We are all so fed up
Of the lies you make up and that’s why we’re frustrated 

‘Cause you say that it's okay for more pay, unless you’re in NHS
You're an elitist who should be defeatist
Your point of view causes distress

Fuck you (Fuck you), fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And Patel and Truss too
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you (Fuck you), fuck you very, very much
'Cause you’re so out-of-date
And you’ve screwed the whole state
Go. And don't stay in touch

Do you get, do you get a little kick out of being so heartless?
You want to be like the Churchill, you’re convinced that you are brill
But your campaign is worthless

Do you, do you really enjoy making lives so miserable?
'Cause there's a hole where your soul should be
Your disdain is plain to see, you have proved you’re unable

Fuck you (Fuck you), fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And Rees-Mogg and Raab too
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you (Fuck you), fuck you very, very much
'Cause you’re so out-of-date
And you’ve screwed the whole state
Go. And don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you

You say, you think we need to vote Tory, to fix the mess that you made
But it's people like you that we need to shoo
No one wants you to have stayed

Fuck you (Fuck you), fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
Braverman and Hunt too
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you (Fuck you), fuck you very, very much
'Cause you’re so out-of-date
And you’ve screwed the whole state
Go. And don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you

When It All Hits The Fan - !!!NEW!!!

The language of this post is slightly stronger than normal. But then I honestly can't understand just how we've ended up in such a disastrously nightmarish situation.

When It All Hits The Fan According to Plan not by Danny Elfman

Tory 1               It's a beautiful day

Tory 2               It's a rather nice day

Tory 1               A day for a glorious voting

Tory 2               It’s only for us dear, to be perfectly clear

Tory 1               Only for us still a glorious voting

Tory 2               Assuming nothing happens that we can’t bury deep

Tory 2               That nothing unexpected causes us to lose sleep

Tory 1 & 2        And that's why every thing

 Every last little thing
 Every single tiny microscopic little thing goes wrong

Tory 1               When the sh*t hits the fan

Tory 2               Our man he will win it

Tory 1               When the sh*t hits the fan

Tory 2               Though they thought he blew it

Tory 1 & 2        Elevated to the top of the government

Tory 1               He will be on top

Tory 2               He will top the lot

Tory 1               Running England how it should be

Tory 2               Not just how we wish it would be
Tory 1 & 2        He'll be great, he’ll be seen

Giving laws to the queen
We'll forget everything (else)
That there’s ever, ever been

Tory 3               For f*ck’s sake

 It's a terrible day

Tory 4               (I) suppose you could say

Tory 3               It's a terrible day for a voting

Tory 4               It's a sad, sad state of affairs we're in

Tory 3               That has led to this ominous voting

Tory 4               How could our party have sunk down to this?
Tory 3 & 4        To hand over our leadership to that Boris

Tory 3               He’s so racist

Tory 4               An @rse          

Tory 3               Oh how’d this come to pass

Tory 4               How it came to pass? I'm afraid it’s plain to see

 We wanted power, wealth, fame and lots of money
 Without a thought of the outcome
 (‘Til) it hit you, and me

Tory 3               Oh dear

Tory 3 & 4        And that's why everything

 Every last little thing
 Every single tiny microscopic little thing goes wrong

Tory 3               When the sh*t hits the fan

Tory 4               Our party is doomed

Tory 3               When the sh*t hits the fan

Tory 4               Our country is too

Tory 3 & 4        Fated to a life of misery

Tory 3               And it is all down

Tory 4               To our gluttony

Tory 3 & 4        And who'd have guessed in a million years

 That that pillock with a mop

Tory 4               Like he’s a bird’s nest on top

Tory 3 & 4        Would be chosen out of all our current crop

British Public     Oh dearie me - What if Boris isn’t who... I want to win?

Tory 3               As if that has anything to do with politics. Do you suppose you always get to chose who’s     in charge?

British Public     Surely we must...for fairness...

Tory 3 & 4        Of course not!

Tory 3               Get those viewpoints aligned properly...I don’t want to hear your opinions
 Politics aren’t democratic. It’s not as plain as that
 You'd think a lifetime watching us
 Might have taught them that
 Might have taught them that

Tory 4               Everything’s gone so wrong now

Tory 3               Everything’s gone so wrong now

Tory 4               Everything’s gone so wrong now

Tory 3 & 4        Everything’s gone so wrong now wrong now

Tories 1,2,3&4  That’s why everything

 Every last little thing
 Every single tiny microscopic little thing goes wrong
 When the sh*t hits the fan

(And I don't think much of Jeremy *unt either!)