Showing posts with label braveheart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label braveheart. Show all posts

Friday, 31 October 2014

From The Mind of Merc - Historical Pet Peeves

Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today I was thinking over the errors that are made in films in the name of dramatic license.
Could I just clarify something? Dramatic license as I understand it means emphasising an emotion or event to make it more dramatic - it does not mean altering history so that it's a better fit with the writer's plot line.
Here are just a few examples of (often repeated) mistakes:


  • When an actor with dark or brown hair is cast as Henry VIII. Especially when a redheaded girl is cast as Princess Elizabeth – hint: she didn’t get it from her mother
  • When Catherine of Aragon is portrayed as having dark hair - check the portraits, people!
  • When someone says Richard III murdered his nephews in the Tower - please give me one good reason why he would.  (And anyone who says they stood in his way please go and look up the Titulus Regius)
  • When a precise figure is given for the victims/survivors of Titanic (given the number of stowaways and no-shows it is impossible to create a correct, exact figure)
  • When someone says the TV series 'The Tudors' is historically accurate (why this point is wrong would take a whole blog to explain but I will just some it up in one word: Margaret!)
  • When someone says Edward VI died aged 16 - he was born in Oct 1537 and died in Jul 1553 - you do the math. Also when they say Edward was a sickly child - he was a perfectly healthy child who contracted Tuberculosis in his teens. (Any ill health as a baby would have been commented on by ambassadors)
  • When Mary Queen of Scots is referred to as Bloody Mary (Oh - so that’s not the queen who had almost 300 Protestants burned at the stake) Also when Mary Queen of Scots is portrayed with a Scottish accent - even though she spent the first 18 years of her life in France
  • When 1501 is given as Anne Boleyn's birth year (this is a relatively new one but important - for further details see below *)
  • When Anne Boleyn is claimed to be the older sister (ok - so this can't be proved but there are several pointers which suggest Mary was older - the most striking being that she was married off first)
  • When it is suggested that Shakespeare didn’t write his own plays (even though all his contemporaries said he did). Also when it is suggested that Shakespeare was an unparalleled genius (as in BBC's Dr Who) – he wrote a lot more plays than his rivals – this doesn’t make him a genius, it just makes him prolific
  • When Jack the Ripper is blamed for the death of Martha Tabram – different MO, guys
  • When Marie Antoinette is credited with saying ‘Let them eat cake’ (when actually it was her mother Marie Therese)
  • When people think the film 'Braveheart' is historically accurate - sure – had an affair with a 5-year-old, did he?
  • When Thomas Becket is referred to as Thomas á Becket (guess again)
  • When Queen Victoria is credited as having said ‘We are not amused’ (no record of her ever doing so) - hence the title of this blog

* Anne Boleyn birth year is mentioned by William Camden as being 1507 (and, before people start suggesting that a 1 was mistaken for a 7, it's written in Roman numerals). Jane Dormer, the Duchess of Feria also remarks in her memoirs that when Anne was executed in 1536 "she was not twenty-nine years of age"

Monday, 21 July 2014

Speech-wrecker (Part 7) - Mercorabilia

Continuing the twist on my speech-wrecker theme - this time with the sodium pentothal being administered to Mel Gibson's infamous Scottish rebel.
 
William Wallace: I am William Wallace! And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here because they couldn’t think of anything else to do on a Sunday afternoon. You've come to fight as free men... and dead men you are. What will you do with your freedom? Will you fight?
Veteran: Fight? Against that? No! We will run. And we will live.
William Wallace: Aye, fight and you will die. Run, and you'll live... which personally sounds like the better option. And dying in your beds, many years from now, won’t you be grateful not to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for having the sense, the common sense, to run away from here as fast as you could to tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... US!

Tuesday, 25 February 2014

Speech-wrecker sketch (Part 2) - Mercorabilia

Another entry from the cynical speech wrecker today - this time taking aim at William Wallace's speech from Braveheart.

William Wallace: I am William Wallace! And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men... and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?
Veteran: Fight? Against that? No! We will run. And we will live.
William Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
Soldier: To be honest I’d be perfectly happy with living for a while.
William Wallace: What?
Soldier: You’re saying our choice is die now or die later – well with all due respect I’ll pick later thanks. I’ve got a wife and kids at home – without me to work on the farm they could starve and then they’ll die too
William Wallace: But they’ll die at the hands of the English!
Soldier: Really? ‘Cause from what I’ve seen they only killed your wife and that’s ‘cause she pissed them off. I don’t think my family’s got any intention of doing that.
William Wallace: So you’re happy to just let them take our freedom?
Soldier: They’ve already taken it! We’ve been under England’s thumb since 1291 – what’s the big deal with changing things now?
William Wallace: Because they’re imposing new rules on us and if we join together we can make a difference.
Soldier: True change can never occur without the support of those in power.
William Wallace: We have the support of the lords.
Soldier: Right – lords whose loyalty is available to the highest bidder.
William Wallace: They are?
Soldier: Look I’m not saying the situation is ideal but you’re honestly asking us to practically commit suicide in the hope that some posh twit hundreds of miles away in London notices it??? And in noticing decides ‘Hmm maybe I’m being too hard on those Scots – maybe I should cut them a break’. Rather than be so outraged at our perceived insolence that he sends an even bigger army to kill even more of us which is what he’s actually more likely to do.
William Wallace: Umm…
Soldier: Thought so. Bye.