Monday, 20 January 2025

He Is The Doctor - !!!NEW!!!

And for this special occasion here's another Whovian themed parody (as might perhaps be sung by one of his companions).

Black Heart Doctor not by Stooshe I don't like it when you leave me oh no
'Cause ever since you came
And opened my eyes with all this trav'lling
It is not just the same

And now, and now, wherever you go or whenever
I just want to make sure that we will go together
You are the doctor

Daddy I've fallen for a Timelord
He's like no one I've ever met
You might think he's mad
I love him so bad
And I know that it's not just a fad
Daddy I've fallen for a Timelord
He is the doctor

Those walls that are around his TARDIS
They are not what them seem
'Cause inside there's a whole new dimension
It's almost like a dream

I know, I know, I don't care what we face whatsoever
They can't beat you no matter how hard they no no never
You are the doctor

Daddy I've fallen for a Timelord
He's like no one I've ever met
You might think he's mad
I love him so bad
And I know that it's not just a fad
Daddy I've fallen for a Timelord
He is the doctor

Daddy I've fallen for a Timelord
He's like no one I've ever met
You might think he's mad
I love him so bad
And I know that it's not just a fad
Daddy I've fallen for a Timelord
He is the doctor

He is the doctor
And he is the only doctor I want
I love him so bad
Oh, yes I do
He is the doctor

Jelly Baby - !!!NEW!!!

Today is Tom Baker's 91st birthday(!) and being an avid Whovian what else was I going to do a parody song about?

Hallelujah Jelly Baby not by Leonard Cohen I know that you have heard it before
It was spoken by a great timelord
The mem'ry of it surely isn't hazy
You know I mean the fourth doctor
With his long scarf and crazy hair
Who says now would you like a jelly baby

Jelly baby, jelly baby
Jelly baby, jelly baby

The longest of the incarnations
Seven years til regen'ration
He travelled through all of time and space daily
With K9 and his companions
He encountered many aliens
And asked would you like a jelly baby

Jelly baby, jelly baby
Jelly baby, jelly baby

He travelled far, he travelled wide
He never knew what he might find
But he and the TARDIS were never lazy
He battled foes, he battled fears
And through the smiles and through the tears
He said would you like a jelly baby

Jelly baby, jelly baby
Jelly baby, jelly baby

He did his best through all of time
To make sure that the earth was fine
And keep it safe from anything that may be
A danger to all us humans
Until the day his time had come
He said would you like a jelly baby

Jelly baby, jelly baby
Jelly baby, jelly baby

Jelly baby, jelly baby
Jelly baby, jelly baby

Jelly baby, jelly baby
Jelly baby, jelly baby

Jelly baby, jelly baby
Jelly baby, jelly baby