I'm A Timelord - !!!NEW!!!

So I've been very busy meeting a certain 4th Doctor(!) so naturally another Whovian themed parody was required.

I'm Like A Bird I'm A Timelord not by Nelly Furtado
I’ve saved the earth so many times
And yet I never stayed
If I am asked I will decline
My welcome won’t be outstayed 

But I will always help
And I will always care

I’m a Timelord, I upped and ran away
I still know where my home is (home is)
And I know what alone is
But all that you need to know is

I’m a Timelord, I upped and ran away
I still know where my home is (home is)
And I know what alone is
But all that you need to know is

I’ll do my best to fight your fears (ah)
Defeat those who bring you tears, tears
But my time with you is soon gone
‘Cause my life continues/journey carries on

But I will always help
And I will always care

I’m a Timelord, I upped and ran away
I still know where my home is (home is)
And I know what alone is
But what it is all that you need to know is

I’m a Timelord, I upped and ran away
I still know where my home is (home is)
And I know what alone is
But all that you need to know is

It's not that I don’t want to stick ‘round, it's just that every time I’ve found
A human I fall in love with (oh, oh)
Each and every single time, I know I will have to eventually try
To say goodbye, yeah, yeah

But I will always help
And I will always care

And if you’re scared
Know we will get through
Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah

I’m a Timelord, I upped and ran away
I still know where my home is (home is)
And I know what alone is
But what it is all that you need to know is

I’m a Timelord, I upped and ran away
I still know where my home is (home is)
And I know what alone is
But what it is all that you need to know is

I’m a Timelord, I upped and ran away
I still know where my home is (home is)
And I know what alone is
But what it is all that you need to know is

I’m a Timelord, I upped and ran away
I still know where my home is (home is)
And I know what alone is
But what it is all that you need to know is

I’m a Timelord, I upped and ran away
I still know where my home is (home is)
And I know what alone is
But what it is all that you need to know is

I’m a Timelord, I upped and ran away
I still know where my home is (home is)
And I know what alone is
But what it is all that you need to know is

I’m a Timelord

My Romana - !!!NEW!!!

And now with a nod to the 4th (and his perhaps most famous companion):

My Sharona My Romana not by The Knack
Not long after Leela’s gone, Leela’s gone
I’ll get a new companion – it’s Romana
She’ll help find the Key to Time, the Key to Time
She is my new number one – it’s Romana 

Such a stylish sight, dressed in white, with a clever mind
Yes she is such a pearl, special girl, a lady of time
My, my, my, I, yi, woo!
M-m-m-my Romana

Once all the pieces are found and spread around
She will then take on a new form – Romana
After trying several, short and tall
She picks one that will be her new norm – Romana

Now she is revived, and a blonde, with a playful tone
More adventures to find, travel on, in our phone box home
My, my, my, I, yi, woo!
M-m-m-my, my, my, I, yi, woo!

After some more time with me, t-time with me
Could this be the end of the line, Romana?
Timelords want her back you see, back you see
So she’ll go and leave me behind – Romana

Won’t ever forget, no - not yet, ‘bout her, cos you see
She’s such as shining star, she’ll go far, it’s her destiny
My, my, my, I, yi, woo!
M-m-m-my Romana
M-m-m-my Romana

M-m-m-my Romana
M-m-m-my Romana
M-m-m-my Romana
M-m-m-my Romana

Mmh, ohh, my Romana
Mmh, ohh, my Romana
Mmh, ohh, my Romana

Aggedor - !!!NEW!!!

Continuing the Whovian theme this month - first with a nod to the 3rd Doctor's era:

Agadoo Aggedor not by Black Lace
Aggedor dor dor, the monster of Peladon
Aggedor dor dor, if you linger you’ll be gone
Down in caves, dank and dark, finds it easier to smell than see
With their horn, tusks and claws they’re a symbol of royalty 

On the Peladon planet there is consternation
While they quibble to decide to join the federation
The Doctor and Miss Jo Grant soon arrive to save the day
And when the evil is done they will quietly slip away

It was thought the doctor had
Defiled the beast’s shrine
But he will defy this plan
And win in the nick of time

Aggedor dor dor, the monster of Peladon
Aggedor dor dor, if you linger you’ll be gone
Down in caves, dank and dark, find it easier to smell than see
With their horn, tusks and claws they’re a symbol of royalty

Aggedor dor dor, the monster of Peladon
Aggedor dor dor, if you linger you’ll be gone
Down in caves, dank and dark, find it easier to smell than see
With their horn, tusks and claws they’re a symbol of royalty

The prince then it seems
Has fall(en) for Josephine
And if she agreed
He’d make her his queen

Aggedor dor dor, the monster of Peladon
Aggedor dor dor, if you linger you’ll be gone
Down in caves, dank and dark, find it easier to smell than see
With their horn, tusks and claws they’re a symbol of royalty

Aggedor dor dor, the monster of Peladon
Aggedor dor dor, if you linger you’ll be gone
Down in caves, dank and dark, find it easier to smell than see
With their horn, tusks and claws they’re a symbol of royalty

It was thought the doctor had
Defiled the beast’s shrine
But he will defy this plan
And win in the nick of time

Aggedor dor dor, the monster of Peladon
Aggedor dor dor, if you linger you’ll be gone
Down in caves, dank and dark, find it easier to smell than see
With their horn, tusks and claws they’re a symbol of royalty

Aggedor dor dor, the monster of Peladon
Aggedor dor dor, if you linger you’ll be gone
Down in caves, dank and dark, find it easier to smell than see
With their horn, tusks and claws they’re a symbol of royalty

Doctor Doctor - !!!NEW!!!

And then putting a Whovian slant on ABBA.

Honey Honey Doctor Doctor not by ABBA
Doctor Doctor, how we need you, a-ha, Doctor Doctor                       
Doctor Doctor, you know it’s true, a-ha, Doctor Doctor
You keep saving earth from harm
Our enemies you disarm
And no matter where you are, you're our saviour
In your special blue box 

Doctor Doctor, know you’ll help us, a-ha, Doctor Doctor
Doctor Doctor, without a fuss, a-ha, Doctor Doctor
The way that you save the world
(The way that you do save the world)
When the Master’s plan’s unfurled
(When the master’s plan is unfurled)
We know that we can rejoice when we hear that noise

I do what I can for earth ‘cause
I’ve put lots of work in it
So I’ll stick around and
You know that I’ll never quit
We know we can trust you, Doctor
To rescue humanity
When we’re under attack there’s one person we want to see

Doctor Doctor, whatever’s there, a-ha, Doctor Doctor
Doctor Doctor, you’re in our prayer, a-ha, Doctor Doctor
You come from so far away (Come from so far away)
We’re so glad you’re here to stay (So glad you’re here to stay)
‘Cause whatever fear we face, trust the man from space

So I’ll stick around and you know that I will never quit

When we’re under attack there’s one person we want to see

Doctor Doctor, how we need you, a-ha, Doctor Doctor                       
Doctor Doctor, you know it’s true, a-ha, Doctor Doctor
You keep saving earth from harm
Our enemies you disarm
And no matter where you are, you're our saviour
In your special blue box

Man From Gallifrey - !!!NEW!!!

I recently joined a Doctor Who themed group so naturally I had to do some Whovian parody songs. Starting with this twist on an Adam Ant classic.

Stand And Deliver Man From Gallifrey not by Adam & The Ants
I'm the time travelling man who you've heard people mention
I’m fighting crime through space and time and relative dimensions
The Daleks want your planet Earth they’ll soon get your attention (oh-oh)
But don’t you fret ‘cause they’ll soon find I’m here to ease the tension

Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Stopping all invasions when aliens are rife

I'm the time travelling man so sick of Cyberman schemes
Those metal brutes in silver suits who want you to join their team
I don’t know why they all bother when they know I’m close at hand (oh oh)
And soon they see they can’t beat me their armies I will disband

Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Stopping all invasions when aliens are rife

And even though I beat them all
I know they will return
Return

I’m the time travelling man - I will fight the Master
‘Cause whatever he is plotting it will be a disaster
I’m the time travelling man and with my screwdriver (oh oh)
I’ll defeat all enemies and prove earth’s a survivor

Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Stopping all invasions when aliens are rife

And even though I beat them all
I know they will return
Return

Time timey wimey time timey wimey
Time timey wimey time timey wimey
Time timey wimey time timey wimey
Time timey wimey time timey wimey

Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life