Man From Gallifrey - !!!NEW!!!

I recently joined a Doctor Who themed group so naturally I had to do some Whovian parody songs. Starting with this twist on an Adam Ant classic.

Stand And Deliver Man From Gallifrey not by Adam & The Ants
I'm the time travelling man who you've heard people mention
I’m fighting crime through space and time and relative dimensions
The Daleks want your planet Earth they’ll soon get your attention (oh-oh)
But don’t you fret ‘cause they’ll soon find I’m here to ease the tension

Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Stopping all invasions when aliens are rife

I'm the time travelling man so sick of Cyberman schemes
Those metal brutes in silver suits who want you to join their team
I don’t know why they all bother when they know I’m close at hand (oh oh)
And soon they see they can’t beat me their armies I will disband

Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Stopping all invasions when aliens are rife

And even though I beat them all
I know they will return
Return

I’m the time travelling man - I will fight the Master
‘Cause whatever he is plotting it will be a disaster
I’m the time travelling man and with my screwdriver (oh oh)
I’ll defeat all enemies and prove earth’s a survivor

Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Stopping all invasions when aliens are rife

And even though I beat them all
I know they will return
Return

Time timey wimey time timey wimey
Time timey wimey time timey wimey
Time timey wimey time timey wimey
Time timey wimey time timey wimey

Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life

Anne Boleyn - !!!NEW!!!

I'm not going to comment on the furore surrounding the casting of Jodie Turner-Smith to play Anne Boleyn. Instead I'm going to post this new parody song using an Adam and the Ants classic.

Prince Charming Anne Boleyn not by Adam and the Ants
Came from nowhere, now everywhere
She met the king and now it seems he’ll wed her
Came from nowhere, now everywhere
She met the king and now it seems he’ll wed her

Anne Boleyn
Anne Boleyn
He wants her and she will make him prove it
Came from nowhere, now everywhere
She met the king and now it seems he’ll wed her

Came from nowhere, now everywhere
She will be queen and will accept no other
Came from nowhere, now everywhere
She will be queen and will accept no other

Anne Boleyn
Anne Boleyn
He wants her and she will make him prove it
Came from nowhere, now everywhere
She met the king and now it seems he’ll wed her

Now or never, hell for leather
Waited so long – but now for how much longer
Now or never, hell for leather
Waited so long – but now for how much longer

Anne Boleyn
Anne Boleyn
He wants her and she will make him prove it
Came from nowhere, now everywhere
She met the king and now it seems he’ll wed her

Came from nowhere, now everywhere
She met the king and now it seems he’ll wed her
Came from nowhere, now everywhere
She met the king and now it seems he’ll wed her

Anne Boleyn
Anne Boleyn
He wants her and she will make him prove it
Anne Boleyn
Anne Boleyn
He wants her and she will make him prove it