Friday, 27 February 2026

Popular - !!!NEW!!!

Today's parody song is inspired by something I just can't understand about the current political climate. (Apologies to any Wicked fans for my choice of song).

Popular not from Wicked
With our poor mistreated country in such a dire state
Well, he sees this and claims that he can make Britain great.
When his real plan is a scam for greed
And as our lives aren’t wrapped in clover,
He thinks it’s time to take over
He says that he’s exactly what we need

Even though every time
Elections come he’s last in every line
He won’t stop, he’s determined to succeed
He just won’t leave
He won’t take heed
And yet he’s

Popular
Why’s Farage so popular
He spews all the racist slurs
With which he concurs
Because it’s how he feels, yes!
He wants to remove our rights,
‘Cause it suits his plight
He is nothing but a heel
Yet he’s

Popular
He shouldn’t be popular
He hangs with paedophiles,
With their private isles,
We should treat him as our foe
Because trust me his world
is something we don’t want to know 

Don't be fooled by his fake show of humility
That man is so completely devoid of all pity
He should not be given power at all
If we want to avoid woe, we should just tell him no
And not let him be

Popular
It sucks that he’s popular
He loves that the NHS is in such distress
So he can sell it off – the cur/bastar…
Too far?
That’s why we should all stop him from becoming populer... —lar!

La-la, la-la
Please do not make him popular

Think the world’s depressing right now
He’ll still make it worse – boy, and how
Yes - his success we cannot afford
There is just nothing that can be below him.
Trust him as far as you can throw him.
Think that he wants to help us?
Check his record
Yet he’s

[Elphaba:]
Popular

[Galinda:]
Right!

Stop him being popular
He has zero aptitude, and with him we’re screwed
So let us be shrewd not dim       
He should not be popular, not him

We cannot ignore
And we should deplore
All that he is, you see
We cannot grin and bear it,
His sudden popularit-y

Woo!
La-la, la-la
La-la, la-la
La-la, nooo
Why’s he popular
Shouldn’t be popular - not him

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