Tom Wolsey - !!!NEW!!!

A return to my familiar Tudor theme this month, first with a parody about an infamous Cardinal:

Dance Monkey Tom Wolsey not by Tones and I
I was born the son of a poor butcher man
But had greater things in mind in my life plan
After the new king’s ascension is when I began
To show King Henry I was his number one fan 

Ooh, yes Henry, Henry, Henry was in awe
At how well everything I o’ersaw
He, he made me, made me, made me Chancellor
And then it seemed I was even above the law

‘Cause I am
Tom Wolsey, Tom Wolsey, Tom Wolsey, oh-oh
They’d never seen anybody that had reached my heights before
‘Cause the, king needs me, king needs me, king needs me, ay-ay
Before I’m done, I will achieve yet even more

I was on top of the world untouchable
Had money, wealth and power - was wonderful
Worried that Boleyn girl could spell trouble
But knew that from my grasp King Henry would never pull

Ooh, yes Henry, Henry, Henry was in awe
At how well everything I o’ersaw
He, he made me, made me, made me Chancellor
And then it seemed I was even above the law

‘Cause I am
Tom Wolsey, Tom Wolsey, Tom Wolsey, oh-oh
They’d never seen anybody that had reached my heights before
‘Cause the, king needs me, king needs me, king needs me, ay-ay
Before I’m done, I will achieve yet even more

I am
Tom Wolsey, Tom Wolsey, Tom Wolsey, oh-oh
They’d never seen anybody that had reached my heights before
‘Cause the, king needs me, king needs me, king needs me, ay-ay
Before I’m done, I will achieve yet even more

Ooh
Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh
Ooh
Ah ah, ah

I am
Tom Wolsey, Tom Wolsey, Tom Wolsey, oh-oh
They’d never seen anybody that had reached my heights before
‘Cause the, king needs me, king needs me, king needs me, ay-ay
Before I’m done, I will achieve yet even more

I am
Tom Wolsey, Tom Wolsey, Tom Wolsey, oh-oh
They’d never seen anybody that had reached my heights before
‘Cause the, king needs me, king needs me, king needs me, ay-ay
Before I’m done, I will achieve yet even more
Even more