Thursday 31 August 2023

From The Mind of Merc - Inventions (Lethal)

Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today, following the Titan disaster, I was thinking about inventing and how it can be a dangerous thing.
Everyone wants to come up with the next big thing but what if you don’t survive it.

Here are a few examples of those unlucky enough to be killed by their own inventions:

Stockton Rush
Oversaw the design and construction of the Titan.
Craft imploded during a trip to the Titanic wreck site killing everyone on board.
Francis Edgar Stanley
Joint creator of the Stanley Steamer automobile.
Whilst driving he swerved to avoid an obstacle which caused a car accident which led to his death.
Sylvester Roper
Creator of one of the first ever motorcycle – the Roper Steam Velocipede
He fell off the bike a 40 miles an hour and by the time anyone could get to him he was dead.
Horace Hunley
Creator of the first submarine to successfully sink a warship.
Unfortunately, during a dive, the vessel became trapped on the bottom of a harbour and all aboard perished
Henry Winstanley
Built the Eddystone Lighthouse to combat the loss of ships.
In 1703 the Great Storm of Southern England destroyed the lighthouse… with Winstanley inside it.
Max Valier
Creator of a rocket powered car.
The car used an alcohol-based fuel which exploded in his workshop killing him.
Jean-Francois Pilatre de Rozier
Made the first manned balloon flight.
Crashed his balloon whilst trying to cross the Channel.
William Bullock
Bullock came up with improvements to the pre-existing rotary press.
While installing one of these machines, his leg became trapped and he died after developing gangrene.
Thomas Midgley Jr
Created a pulley system to help get him out of bed.
One day he got caught up in the device and was strangled to death.
Franz Reichelt
Developed a full body parachute suit.
Tested the suit himself, it failed and he was killed instantly.
Ismail ibn Hammad al-Jawhari
Made a set of wooden wings covered in feathers.
Jumped off the roof of a mosque to test them – they didn’t work.
Henri Thuille
Inventor of a high-speed steam locomotive.
Died during a test run.
Percy Pilcher
Developed a hang glider called the Hawk
The craft suffered a structural failure during a flight and he was killed as a result of the crash.
Charles Lugeti
Creator of the Lugeti Stratos aircraft.
Lost control during a test flight and was killed in the crash.
William Nelson
Invented a way to motorise bikes.
Fell off his prototype during a test drive and died.
Alexander Bogdanov
One of the first to experiment with blood transfusion.
Died when he used the blood of a TB and malaria victim on himself.
Michael Dacre
Created a flying taxi.
Died during a test flight.
Mike Hughes
Made a steam powered rocket.
Killed when the parachute failed to deploy during a crash landing.
Karel Soucek
Developed a shock absorbent barrel for surviving Niagara Falls.
As a result of an accident he hit the rim after falling 180 feet.
Henry Fleuss
Created a rebreathing diving suit.
He was killed while testing his creation as the pure oxygen he used was fatal.
Henry Smolinski
Created a prototype flying car.
On the first and only flight the wings fell off and he was killed in the crash.
Valerian Abakovsky
Developed a high speed railcar.
On a return trip the train jumped the track at 70 miles an hour.
Otto Lilienthal
Created a glider with a 23 foot wingspan.
The glider stalled during a test flight and crashed to the ground.
Robert Cocking
Designed a parachute.
The parachute failed to open during a test flight and Cocking plummeted to his death.
Luis Jimenez
Created the 32 foot tall sculpture called ‘Blucifer’.
During installation, pieces of the sculpture fell on him severing an artery in his leg and he died the next day.
Fred Deusenberg
Created the Deusenberg automobile.
Killed during a high speed accident.
Aurel Vlaicu
Inventor of a self-built airplane.
Failed in his attempt to cross the Carpathian Mountains.
Sabin Arnold von Sochocky
Inventor of luminescent paint which contained radium.
Died as a result of a disease caused by radiation poisoning.
John Day
Developed a diving chamber.
Died during a test run
Julius H. Kroehl
Co-designer of a hand powered submersible
Died from decompression sickness after repeated dives
Cowper Phipps Coles
Designed a masted turret ship
Drowned when it sank.
Thomas Andrews
Architect of the RMS Titanic.
Insisted on going down with the ship when it sank in April 1912
Marie Curie
Marie and her husband Pierre discovered radium and spent many years experimenting with.
She died from a disease caused by radiation poisoning as a result from constant exposure to the material.

Maybe the moral of the story is that testing is good but maybe we should be thinking mannequin not myself

Sunday 20 August 2023

Doctor Doctor - !!!NEW!!!

And then putting a Whovian slant on ABBA.

Honey Honey Doctor Doctor not by ABBA
Doctor Doctor, how we need you, a-ha, Doctor Doctor                       
Doctor Doctor, you know it’s true, a-ha, Doctor Doctor
You keep saving earth from harm
Our enemies you disarm
And no matter where you are, you're our saviour
In your special blue box 

Doctor Doctor, know you’ll help us, a-ha, Doctor Doctor
Doctor Doctor, without a fuss, a-ha, Doctor Doctor
The way that you save the world
(The way that you do save the world)
When the Master’s plan’s unfurled
(When the master’s plan is unfurled)
We know that we can rejoice when we hear that noise

I do what I can for earth ‘cause
I’ve put lots of work in it
So I’ll stick around and
You know that I’ll never quit
We know we can trust you, Doctor
To rescue humanity
When we’re under attack there’s one person we want to see

Doctor Doctor, whatever’s there, a-ha, Doctor Doctor
Doctor Doctor, you’re in our prayer, a-ha, Doctor Doctor
You come from so far away (Come from so far away)
We’re so glad you’re here to stay (So glad you’re here to stay)
‘Cause whatever fear we face, trust the man from space

So I’ll stick around and you know that I will never quit

When we’re under attack there’s one person we want to see

Doctor Doctor, how we need you, a-ha, Doctor Doctor                       
Doctor Doctor, you know it’s true, a-ha, Doctor Doctor
You keep saving earth from harm
Our enemies you disarm
And no matter where you are, you're our saviour
In your special blue box

Thursday 10 August 2023

Man From Gallifrey - !!!NEW!!!

I recently joined a Doctor Who themed group so naturally I had to do some Whovian parody songs. Starting with this twist on an Adam Ant classic.

Stand And Deliver Man From Gallifrey not by Adam & The Ants
I'm the time travelling man who you've heard people mention
I’m fighting crime through space and time and relative dimensions
The Daleks want your planet Earth they’ll soon get your attention (oh-oh)
But don’t you fret ‘cause they’ll soon find I’m here to ease the tension

Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Stopping all invasions when aliens are rife

I'm the time travelling man so sick of Cyberman schemes
Those metal brutes in silver suits who want you to join their team
I don’t know why they all bother when they know I’m close at hand (oh oh)
And soon they see they can’t beat me their armies I will disband

Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Stopping all invasions when aliens are rife

And even though I beat them all
I know they will return
Return

I’m the time travelling man - I will fight the Master
‘Cause whatever he is plotting it will be a disaster
I’m the time travelling man and with my screwdriver (oh oh)
I’ll defeat all enemies and prove earth’s a survivor

Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Stopping all invasions when aliens are rife

And even though I beat them all
I know they will return
Return

Time timey wimey time timey wimey
Time timey wimey time timey wimey
Time timey wimey time timey wimey
Time timey wimey time timey wimey

Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life
Man from Gallifrey I’m here to save your life