Wednesday 30 November 2022

From The Mind of Merc - Gender Pay Gap

Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today I was thinking about the gender pay gap.

What struck me about the pay gap was whether job titles could possibly be having an impact on them as there are several job roles where the title ‘differs’ depending on gender - e.g. actor/actress, headmaster/headmistress, waiter/waitress - and that perhaps these differences in job titles feed off the perceived differences in gender and thus contribute to a difference or bias with regards to salary. So even if it’s exactly the same role, an actress will be paid less than an actor, a saleswoman paid less than a salesman, a comedienne paid less than a comedian. 

(There are also cases when this inference works out negatively for men. For example, stewardesses, nurses, midwives are all perceived to be female yet are jobs performed by men and women.) 

As we have already got rid of some denotations – such as dropping the W from WPC – and as we now live in a time when the emphasis for employers is on focusing on equal opportunities, is it perhaps time to amend the others?
So instead of actor/actress we use actor, perhaps use server instead waiter or waitress, and might this be the start or help towards achieving true parity with incomes.

Here are examples of other roles with perceived or clear differences (and their proposed revisions):
- Actor/Actress à Actor
- Fireman/Firewoman à Firefighter
- Salesman/Saleswoman à Salesperson
- Policeman/Policewoman à Police officer
- Chairman/Chairwoman à Chairperson or Chair
- Usher/Usherette à Usher
- Author/Authoress à Author
- Waiter/Waitress à Server
- Steward/Stewardess à Flight Attendant
- Barman/Barmaid à Bartender or Barstaff

Particularly in our (for the most part) more accepting gender-fluid society should gender neutral roles now be the norm?

After all:
Are the roles they refer to any different? No
Do they impact on the person’s ability to do the job? No
Might they help dispel any associated misconceptions and prejudices? Who knows…

Saturday 19 November 2022

Cabin Pressure rap (Pt 2) - !!!NEW!!!

I was listening to Cabin Pressure (again) on my recent trip to Scotland and, remembering the piece I'd previously penned, thought it deserved an update. So here we are:

Airplanes still not by B.O.B

Listener:
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are OJS Air
That would really be my wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are OJS Air
That would really be my wish right now, wish right now, wish right now 

Carolyn:
Well, I could not have thought or hoped or prayed or wished
For something to have happened much stranger than this
'Cause after all the worrying bout spending and crashing
Things worked out in peculiar fashion
Despite the pandemonium we got Gerti back
Plus the company account is in the black
And now I’m staring at this ring on my hand
That was happily given to me by my new man
Arthur:
I said that we should always hold on
I got a new dad and the old one’s gone
So glad that to him Gerti wasn’t sold
As it turned out she’s worth her weight in gold
The airplane, airplane so brilliant
And flying on it’s still all I want
Martin’s moved home now and Douglas is Skip
But I still can’t wait until we go on our next trip 

Listener:
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are OJS Air
That would really be my wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are OJS Air
That would really be my wish right now, wish right now, wish right now

Martin:
Oh, oh, can you just believe it? Oh my days
I now have a real job, and also get paid
But yet it doesn’t matter what I have in my bank
(Which is stocked by the good people at the Swiss Airways)
‘Cause I at long last completed my bobsled and
None other than a princess now shares my bed and
I guess that I finally got my wish to fly an airplane
Douglas:
And maybe, yes maybe, I got back to the days
Before my escapades made me so unemployed
And I took a lower job just to help fill the void
In an airplane that is more broken by the day
But it’s not really that bad, is it Mrs… Shappey
At last I got my wish to end the daily slog
And get what I wanted when I started this job
Got promoted and now I’m the Captain
And I’m teaching Hercules how to fly this airplane 

Listener:
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are OJS Air
That would really be my wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are OJS Air
That would really be my wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
 

Fans:
That would really be our wish right now
That, that, that would really be our wish right now
Like, like, OJS Air
That, That, That would, that would really be our wish right now
Our wish, our wish right now

Saturday 5 November 2022

The Gunpowder Sketch - Mercorabilia

Remember, remember, the fifth of November... for some reason....

Catesby: So we are agreed – the plot is set. King James and his heathen cohorts will die on 5th November!
All: Huzzah!
Catesby: Fawkes?
Fawkes: What?
Catesby: You not joining in on the Huzzahs?
Fawkes: Er… what are we huzzahing?
Catesby: Have you not been paying attention?
Bates: Typical Fawkes – more focused on his gunpowder than treason and plot.
Catesby: Fawkes we have been determining the final details of our plan – it is absolutely essential that everybody knows exactly what’s going on. It won’t work if some of us haven’t been listening.
Fawkes: Of course I’ve been listening! Of course…um, except for maybe that last bit.
Catesby: What bit?
Fawkes: The last half hour or so.
Catesby: Oh, Fawkes.
Fawkes: Sorry.
Catesby: Well, I guess that resolves our other issue. It seems Fawkes has by default drawn the short straw.
Fawkes: Which means…?
Catesby: You’ll be the one lighting the fuse.
Fawkes: What?!? Oh, hang on a minute – that’s not fair! Why can’t Tresham do it? He hasn’t contributed anything so far.
Catesby: That’s because he’s the newcomer. So he gets a pass. Besides it is fair – they’re your explosives after all.
Fawkes: Now what kind of attitude is that? I thought we were all in the together.
Wintour: How would you know if you weren’t listening?
Catesby: Enough! It’s decided. All the gunpowder’s stored in the undercroft ready. We’ll make our excuses to be absent from parliament that day. And Fawkes will light the fuse before we make our escape. And just you make sure this whole thing doesn’t blow up in our faces.