Continuing the Tudor theme with today's parody.
Who's Laughing Now not by Jessie J
Henry - he called me names
Didn’t want me to stay
Took one look and to his min’ster he did say
"Hey Cromwell, how’d we get into this state
That woman she don't look like her portrait"
Though had a wedding
And he gave me a ring
Nothing that I ever did seemed to please the king
"Hey Cromwell, this ain’t funny
She’s not worth her dowry money"
Oh, so I will not be queen now
But that I will allow
Because it means I’ll
Be independent and how
So though I’ll lose my man
I’ll find a brand new plan
And I'm surviving, I'm surviving
He likes me not
Not a jot
Thanks a lot
Says I’m not hot
But who's laughing now?
Who's laughing now?
So we’ll be friends
Make amends
Life extends
Til the end
So who's laughing now?
Who's laughing now?
Maybe not pretty
But I’m not a thickie
I’ll go along with what he now says he’s got planned for me
"Oh Anna, I don’t think we’ll make it
I want a divorce don’t care how you take it"
Because I then said ok
He now says I can stay
Gives me lands
Where I will see out all my days
"Oh Anna, though you’ll lose your mister
From now on you will be known as my sister"
Oh, so I’m no longer queen now
But that I will allow
Because it means I
Am independent and how
So though I’ve lost my man
I found a brand new plan
And I'm surviving, I'm surviving
He likes me not
Not a jot
Thanks a lot
Says I’m not hot
But who's laughing now?
But who's laughing now?
So we’ll be friends
Make amends
Til the end
Life extends
So who's laughing now?
So who's laughing now?
Anna
She escaped with her life
Now she’s wealthy
She won’t be no wife
She’s got loads of gold
And won’t be controlled
Uh-uh
Now that she is her own mistress
Never be in distress
Though Cromwell did take his final bow
Anna’s like: "Who's laughing now?"
Oh, so I’m no longer queen now
But that I will allow
Because it means I
Am independent and how
So though I’ve lost my man
I found a brand new plan
And I'm surviving, I'm surviving
He likes me not
Not a jot
Thanks a lot
Says I’m not hot
But who's laughing now?
But who's laughing now?
So we’ll be friends
Make amends
Til the end
Life extends
So who's laughing now?
So who's laughing now?
He likes me not
Not a jot
Thanks a lot
Says I’m not hot
But who's laughing now?
But who's laughing now?
So we’ll be friends
Make amends
Til the end
Life extends
So who's laughing now?
Who's laughing, laughing now?
Who's laughing, laughing now?
Who's laughing, laughing now?
Who's laughing, laughing now?
Who's laughing, laughing now?
Who's laughing, laughing now?
Who's laughing, laughing now?
