Stay Safe - !!!NEW!!!

Inspired by Captain Tom Moore, I've penned this similar tuned (if not themed) parody song.

Walk Tall Stay Safe not by Val Doonican

Stay safe
Stay safe, stay home and let the world just pass you by
That's what the WHO has told you - it’s not hard to guess why
They said don’t be a fool now - the risk is just too high
Stay safe, stay home and let the world just pass you by

Although the year has been quite tough, that still don’t make it right
To treat the rules as optional - that won’t help end this blight 

Don’t ignore the things they say - it’s all for your own good
Just do your bit - stay at home - just like you know you should

Stay safe, stay home and let the world just pass you by
That's what the WHO has told you - it’s not hard to guess why
They said don’t be a fool now - the risk is just too high
Stay safe, stay home and let the world just pass you by

You want to go to places like you always used to go
But that is now too dangerous - this is something you know
Don’t fall for those liars who claim it is not that bad
Or it could be the worst choice that you ever had

Stay safe, stay home and let the world just pass you by
That's what the WHO has told you - it’s not hard to guess why
They said don’t be a fool now - the risk is just too high
Stay safe, stay home and let the world just pass you by

Don’t get in trouble with the law - they’ll fine you on the spot
Although outside’s where you want to be, prison sure is not
Together we’ll win if we work together you’ll see
So stay safe stay home it’s as easy as one two three

Stay safe, stay home and let the world just pass you by
That's what the WHO has told you - it’s not hard to guess why
They said don’t be a fool now - the risk is just too high
Stay safe, stay home and let the world just pass you by

The COVID Song - !!!NEW!!!

Continuing with topical theme - this time borrowing a tune from the Python boys.

The Penis Song The COVID Song not by Monty Python

Isn't it awfully nice to self-isolate
Isn't it frightfully good to stay at home
It's swell to have the time off
It's divine to stay in bed
But although it is easy for us
There’s more that must be said
So, three cheers for all the essential workers
Hooray for all those on the front line
And hopefully this will teach us
To value what we’ve got
There are so many fun things that
You can choose to do or not
But just don't go out in public
Or they will fine you on the spot
So please just stay at home

Thank you very much.