Tuesday 30 April 2019

From The Mind of Merc - Extinction


Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today, I was thinking about the extinction. 

I will admit I was at a loss what to write about today until, whilst driving to work, I witnessed the driver of the car in front of me casually throw a wrapper out of their window. Given the current focus on conservation and recycling, I struggle to understand how people can still behave like this*. Especially when the facts are so simple:

THE PLANET IS DYING

And, most importantly:

IF IT DIES, YOU DIE

This might not be what you want to hear – after all no-one wants to hear their own death sentence – but ignoring it will not make it go away.

Do not leave it to someone else to fix – if everyone does that the situation will not change.
It is down to everyone and that includes YOU.
(Not (just) your next door neighbour, not (just) your colleague – YOU)

You may not have made the mess but that does not mean it is ok either to add to it or not to do something about it – especially when not doing so has such far reaching and drastic consequences.

For those who deny the effects humankind are having on the planet**. I struggle to understand why you choose to ignore science just because you dislike what it’s saying
It is the same as being told you have a medical condition and choosing to ignore that – the effect will be the same: devastating for you

If you’re still looking for motivation (perhaps still falsely thinking ‘it’s not my problem’) – do it for your children. If you have no children – do it for your family. If you have no family – do it for humanity. If you are not human – what are you doing on this planet?

If you want an indication of the level of seriousness of the problem, look to the bees. The bees disappearing is not an interesting bit of trivia, it is major warning sign that we are in trouble.
No bees = no food for humans. And not just plants but meat as well.
Vegetarian/Vegans: No bees = no pollination = no vegetation
Meat-eaters: No bees = no plants = no food for animals = no meat

This topic is currently ‘fashionable’ because of attention (justly) given to activists – particularly 16-year-old Greta Thunberg who has faced negative reactions to her campaigning – the reason for which I struggle to make out.
I can only assume she is viewed as annoying again because she is saying things people don’t want to hear or admit to. Or perhaps she is resented due to jealousy as she is doing what you know you should be doing.
But she is not trying to shame you, she is trying to prompt you, to activate you, to assist you in doing something about the increasingly dangerous situation we are in.
She is not a nuisance – she is a scared little girl who doesn’t understand why people are happy to let the planet die. Do you understand why?

I also found it hard to believe the similar disregard or negative views of the recent Extinction Rebellion protests.
Yes – they made life inconvenient but
a)      that was kind of the point – how are you to be made aware of a situation if it does not impact you
b)      that was nowhere near as inconvenient to you as the planet dying will be if action is not taken

If you say/reckon you don’t know what you can do to help, there are literally thousands of websites, blogs, tutorials, and sources of information as to what can be done by yourself to make a difference and stop the planet from dying.
Don’t believe me? On a quick Google I found:
(You don’t even have to do all of them – just something)

What will you find?




*I am no saint, there are undoubtedly many things I could be doing to improve my impact on the planet but still I realise and accept the importance of doing so

**

Saturday 27 April 2019

Operation sketch - Mercorabilia


Don't worry - no blood and guts involved in this one. Just a bright spark.

Dr A: Hello, Mr Body.

Mr Body: It’s pronounced Bodie, actually.

Dr A: Is it? Oh, I’m so sorry. Anyway, pleased to meet you Mr Bodie. I’m Dr. A and I’ll be operating on you today. Right – let’s take a look. Mmm. Mmm-hmm. I see. Well, Mr. Bodie. I’m afraid there’s nothing for it – we’re going to have to remove your leg bone.

Mr Body: You what?

Dr A: Well, it’s either that or your wish bone. And I think we’ve got a better chance of getting your leg bone out cleanly.

Mr Body: Oh, right. Well, as you think best. What are you going to use?

Dr A: Oh, I thought I’d just use these tweezers.

Mr Body: Tweezers?!?

Dr A: Yes. Well, it’s a delicate game, you see. (speaking more slowly as if concentrating) We don’t want…

*buzzing noise*

Mr Body: Ow!

Dr A: Oh no! I made your nose light up. Oh, well. Dr B – it’s your turn.

Mr Body: What?

Dr A: That’s how it works – I made your nose light up so it’s Dr B’s turn.

Mr Body: And how long is this going to go on for?

Dr A: Until we get it out, of course. Dr B – if you would.

Dr B: Right. Let’s have a look, shall we? Aha – ah yes. I see. It’s just a matter of-

*buzzing noise*

Mr Body: Ow!

Dr B: Nope. Dr C – all yours.

Mr Body: Look - can’t just one of you work on it at a time?

Dr A: Oh, no – that would be against the rules. Got to play fairly, haven’t we? That is the aim of the game after all.

Dr C: Yes! Got it!

Dr A: Oh, well done, Dr C. Right – what shall we go for now?

Dr C: What about the arm bone?

Dr A: Jolly good idea. Just lie still, Mr Bodie – this won’t take a minute.

*buzzing noise*

Mr Body: Ow!

Dr A: Or maybe it will.

Wednesday 24 April 2019

The One That Got Away - !!!NEW!!!


Bit of a stretch of the imagination this one - imagine Commodore Norrington is Katy Perry.

The One That Got Away not by Katy Perry

Sailing round Port Royal, on my own ship
About to be promoted – was such a trip
And after the cer’mony, I’d propose to Liz Swann

Knew my star was on the rise now – oh, that was so true
Made Commodore - was nothing I could not do

Didn’t plan that that day I'd be facing you


With another chance, I would get my man
Wouldn’t let you defeat me, it would all go to plan

With another chance, I would make you pay
So I don't have to say you were the one that got away
The one that got away


You saved my love’s life – but that ploy fell flat
Stole a ship and fled - just how did you do that?
Once we beat Barbossa, to trial I brought you back, yeah

I let you escape when Will turned on me
Sure that soon after caught you’d be
But soon found out that was not to be my destiny


With another…

With another chance, I would get my man
Wouldn’t let you defeat me, it would all go to plan

With another chance, I would make you pay
So I don't have to say you were the one that got away
The one that got away

The one, the one, the one
The one that got away


All this glory can't help me in my revenge, no
Can't capture you with a million men, no
Never could have guessed what you’d do to me, whoa
You made me dance your dance


With another chance, I would get my man
Wouldn’t let you defeat me, I’d succeed in my plan

With another chance, I would make you pay
So I don't have to say you were the one that got away
The one that got away

The one (the one)
The one (the one)
The one (the one)


With another chance, I would make you pay
So I don't have to say you were the one that got away
The one that got away