Disney Life Hacks #1 - The Little Mermaid

A new series to replace my 'Speech-wrecker' sketches - Disney Life Hacks - those little tricks the Disney stars use to achieve the unlikely, unbelievable and impossible.

Today Ariel from The Little Mermaid shares her secret:

(Well, you tell me how she achieved it then without looking like this)

May I Have Some Water? - !!!NEW!!!

Inspired by the book 'Go The F*ck To Sleep' by Adam Mansbach, I present a song relating the struggles of bedtime for parents.

There's A Hole In My Bucket May I Have Some Water? not by Anon

May I have some water, dear Mother, dear Mother?
May I have some water, dear Mother, water?

       You’ve had some, dear Child, dear Child, dear Child,
       You’ve had some, dear Child, dear Child, no more.

May I have some milk then, dear Mother, dear Mother?
May I have some milk then, dear Mother, with what?

        It’s too late for milk, dear Child, dear Child, dear Child,
        It’s too late for milk, dear Child, dear Child, too late.

I need the bathroom, dear Mother, dear Mother,
I need the bathroom, dear Mother, to pee.

        No you don’t, dear Child, dear Child, dear Child,
        No you don’t, dear Child, dear Child, you don’t.

Please read me one more story, dear mother, dear mother,
Please read me one more story, dear mother, just one.

        No – no more, dear child, dear child, dear child,
        No – no more, dear Child, dear child, the end.
 
I’ve lost my new teddy, dear Mother, dear Mother,
I’ve lost my new teddy, dear Mother, he’s lost.

        He’s right here, dear Child, dear Child, dear Child,
        He’s right here, dear Child, dear Child, right here.

I’ve lost dolly too, dear Mother, dear Mother
I’ve lost dolly too, dear Mother, lost her

        I’ll go get and get her, dear Child, dear Child, dear Child,
        I’ll go get and get her, dear Child, dear Child, stay there.

I’ll come and help you, dear Mother, dear Mother
I’ll come and help you, dear Mother, help you

        Back to bed, dear Child, dear Child, dear Child,
        Back to bed, dear Child, dear Child, right now.

That is the wrong doll, dear Mother, dear Mother,
That is the wrong doll, dear Mother, not her.

        It will do, dear Child, dear Child, dear Child,
        It will do, dear Child, dear Child, it’ll do.

I’ve one more thing to ask, dear Mother, dear Mother
I’ve one more thing to ask, dear Mother, one more

        What is it, dear Child, dear Child, dear Child?
        What is it, dear Child, dear Child, what now?

May I have some water, dear Mother, dear Mother?
May I have some water, dear Mother, water?

It Shoulda Been Me - !!!NEW!!!

(And, now I'm back from my hols, on with the blog posts!)
Today a slight twist on an *NSync song. Before, the singer was confident that they would be chosen by the object of their affection. Oh, how wrong they were...

It's Gonna Be Me It Shoulda Been Me not by N*Sync

I feel so hurt, babe

Just want to cry
I believed we were so close, oh..
I remember you told me
That I made you believe in
Love for all time
Was it just a line?

After all that we’ve been through
Thought I was the one for you
I thought we would be together
For e’er and ever
But yet when you finally,
Decide to get married
Chose wrong,
It shoulda been me

I’m still in shock, babe
I can’t move on, ‘cause you know
That what you did was wrong
I was too blind (too blind), to see
But even so, I know it shoulda been me
All that you said

Goes round in my head

After all that we’ve been through
Thought I was the one for you
I thought we would be together
For e’er and ever
But yet when you finally,
Decide to get married
Chose wrong,
It shoulda been me

It shoulda been me

I hope someday
You rue the day and see
It shoulda- shoulda- shoulda- shoulda-shoulda

It shoulda been me

All we’ve been through
Was not enough for you
Thought we were good, yeah
I was so wrong there
When finally (finally)
You find ‘true love’
Chose wrong (chose wrong)

After all that we’ve been through
Thought I was the one for you (for you babe)
I thought we would be together (thought we would be)
For e’er and ever
But yet when you finally,
Decide to get married (get)
Chose wrong, (chose wrong)
It shoulda been me

After all that we’ve been through

Thought I was the one for you
I thought we would be together (thought we would be)
For e’er and ever
But yet when you finally, (But yet when you finally)
Decide to get married
Chose wrong, (chose wrong)
It shoulda been me