Bard to the Bone - !!!NEW!!!

Today is the 400^th anniversary of Shakespeare’s death. And, to celebrate, here’s a parody song.

Bad to the Bone Bard to the Bone not by George Thorogood

Baby, haven’t you heard
The news is all over town
When it comes to writing plays
I’m the best that’s around
Others are jealous
You should hear them all moan
But I don’t care a jot
Because I’m Bard to the bone

Bard to the bone
Bard to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bard
B-B-B-B-Bard
B-B-B-B-Bard
Bard to the bone

I wrote two dozen plays
Before 1602
I'll write a dozen more, baby
Before I am through
I simply cannot help it, baby

I don’t want to atone

I'm here to tell ya, honey
That I'm bard to the bone

Bard to the bone
B-B-B-Bard
B-B-B-Bard
B-B-B-Bard
Bard to the bone

SOLO

I’ve written plays about kings
I’ve written plays about queens
Could write plays about kittens but
That just isn’t my scene
You know you can’t ignore it, baby

It’s a skill I’ve honed

I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bard to the bone

B-B-B-B-Bard
B-B-B-B-Bard
B-B-B-B-Bard
Bard to the bone

SOLO 2

And when I am on stage
Kings and Queens come along
They simply can’t resist
Got to join in that throng
It’s not hard for you to see, baby
That to success I am prone
I'm here to tell ya, honey
That I'm bard to the bone

Bard to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bard
B-B-B-Bard
B-B-B-Bard
Bard to the bone