Showing posts with label oliver twist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label oliver twist. Show all posts

Thursday, 27 April 2023

Food Glorious Food - !!!NEW!!!

I work for Fareshare - the food redistribution charity - which, at times of crisis like this, is increasingly relied upon to make up for the shortfall in the government's (mis)management of the country. For some incomprehensible reason (Tory self-aggrandisement), this need is only increasing leading to plaintive cries such as this:

Food Glorious Food not from Oliver
Is this what we voted for?
Watching poverty rates soar
So hungry it makes us sob      
Every day we pray they’ll change
Make living within our range?
Yet they say it’s not their job!
10 years ago, at the UK food banks,
They gave out sixty one thousand meals
But that’s now shot right up to over two million
Now just what about that is appeal(ing) 

Food, we all need food
It’s vital for living
Yet we're all eschewed
That’s not very giving
There seems there’s never enough
Why not is the question?
Yes that’s right you’ve got it, love
Tory (in)action

Food, we all need food
Can’t survive without it
With benefits cut
We cannot afford it
Yet we fund the MPs meals
It’s all become skewed
Oh food! We all need food!
We must have food, we all need food

Food we all need food
Forgot what it feels like
Not to go hungry
That’s now a daily fight
Watching the MPs growing fat
Our senses are reeling
Watching their bank accounts that
Hit the ceiling

Food we all need food
What would just it take for
Them to do their job
And to not shaft the poor                    
Why should they be allowed to
Forgo to include
Our food
‘Cause we need food
Where is the food
We must have food
Give us our food
We all need food
Where is the food

Wednesday, 25 July 2018

Come Meet The Prince - !!!NEW!!!

I realised that I hadn't yet done a parody song to commemorate the arrival of the newest addition to the royal family (as I did for Prince George and Princess Charlotte) so I thought I'd rectify that.


Consider Yourself Come Meet The Prince not from Oliver!
Yes, come on and meet the prince
Yes, come on and meet the little Prince Louis

We've taken to him so strong
And that’s why we’re now singing this song
Yes, come on and meet him now
Yes, come on and meet the newest royal babe
He’s quite a special person
Grandson
Of the heir to the kingdom

We’ve had a chance to see
Prince Georgie
And Charlotte too
They’re the other two
But now
There is a chance to meet
Somebody new to us all
Come with me I’ll show you how!
Yes come on and meet Prince Lou
The cause of all of this fuss
Now is the time for celebration, yes it’s true
So come on and meet his Highness!

Yes come on and meet
The prince

Yes come on and meet...
The little Prince Louis
We've taken to him
So strong
And that’s... why...
we’re now singing this song
Yes come on and meet...
Him now!
Yes come on and meet...
The newest royal babe
He’s quite a special person
Grandson
Of the heir to the kingdom

So come join the party - celebrate the new baby              
He’s a source of glee for all
But it is best to be polite to his family
They are royalty after all!

Yes come on and meet Prince Lou
The cause of all of this fuss
Now is the time for celebration yes it’s true
So come on and meet His Highness!

Yes, come on and meet the prince
Yes, come on and meet the little Prince Louis

We've taken to him so strong
And that’s why we’re now singing this song
Yes, come on and meet him now
Yes, come on and meet the newest royal babe
He’s quite a special person
Grandson
Of the heir to the kingdom

We’ve had a chance to see
Prince Georgie
And Charlotte too
They’re the other two
But now
There is a chance to meet
Somebody new to us all
Come with me I’ll show you how!
Me I’ll show you how!
Me I’ll show you
Me I’ll show you
Me I’ll show you
Me I’ll show you
Me I’ll show you how!
I'll show you how!

Yes, come on and meet the prince
Yes, come on and meet the little Prince Louis

We've taken to him so strong
And that’s why we’re now singing this song
Yes, come on and meet him now
Yes, come on and meet the newest royal babe
He’s quite a special person
Grandson
Of the heir to the kingdom

So come join the party - celebrate the new baby              
He’s a source of glee for all
But it is best to be polite to his family
They are royalty after all!

Yes come on and meet Prince Lou
The cause of all of this fuss
Now is the time for celebration yes it’s true...
So come on and meet
Come on and meet
Come on and meet
Come on and meet
Come on and meet
His Highness!


Tuesday, 31 December 2013

Sherlock Advent Calendar - 31

Last door in the calendar and just in time as the real Sherlock takes over tomorrow with episode one of the third series being broadcast at 9pm on BBC1
Looks like Sherlock got his wish

And because it's a New Year an extra caption (for adults only):
Happy New Year!