Oh Dear What Can The Matter Be (Part 2) - !!!NEW!!!

Following on from my previous parody of Oh Dear What Can The Matter Be (see here), I decided that the situation in America warranted its own version. And here it is:

Oh Dear, What Can The Matter Be also not by Anon

Oh dear, what can the matter be

America has voted Trump in, you see

Now he’s in charge of their Presidency

What on earth have they done now?

Despite the pleas of tons of celebrities

They thought he’d help to destroy the disease

That they feel’s destroying the colonies

What on earth have they done now?

We thought that they would come to see sense one day

Not let bigotry and racism hold sway

Supremists are now shouting hip-hip-hooray

What on earth have they done now?

It’s viewed as a win for groups like the KKK

For them it’s a glorious red letter day

They think that they now have a chance to stay

What on earth have they done now?

Hate and violence are all over the TV

Pain and suffering seems to be all we see

Extremist groups are filling the country

What on earth have they done now?

But

It’s not the end of the world – oh no, it’s not

Trump has won but he’ll never be on top

Haters will hate but then we will make them stop

That is what we must do now

The racist groups are the ones in decline

They’ve kept their colours hidden all this time

But they’ll see their views still won’t tow the line

That is what we must do now

We won’t give in to petty in-fighting

We must stay strong and keep on wrong-righting

Show them how to keep letting the light in

That is what we must do now

Trump wants to cause lots of division

But if that happens is not his decision

We will force him to make a revision

That is what we must do now

Oh dear, what can the matter be

America has voted Trump in, you see

But he doesn’t speak for all of us you’ll see

We will show them all and how

Oh Dear What Can The Matter Be? - !!!NEW!!!

Oh dear, what can the matter be? The EU referendum - that's what.

This started off as one simple verse but it soon expanded and twisted to become this.

Oh Dear, What Can The Matter Be not by Anon

Oh dear, what can the matter be?

We voted to leave the EU last month, you see

Now Cameron’s gone and Boris is Secretary

What on earth have we done now?

Thought that we would want to remain but he

Didn’t count on racists and bigotry

Teresa May’s now running the count-a-ry

What on earth have we done now?

The pound is up and down like a see-a-saw

It’s a sight that we’ve never seen before

We don’t know if Europe will close the door

What on earth have we done now?

The Scots are riled and want a new chance to flee

Didn’t think that this was what staying would mean

May is poised to launch Article 50

What on earth have we done now?

Need multicultural diversity

Instead chose our own individuality

Now hate crimes are all over the TV

What on earth have we done now?

Oh dear, what can the matter be?

Remain voters bemoan their lost victory

But that’s not how to move on from a defeat

That is what we must do now

Unite to save what’s left of humanity

Show the racists that they’re the minority

Focus on boosting the economy

That is what we must do now

The pound’s poor plight is not as bad as you think

It came back up shortly after it did sink

The world and we just need to have a rethink

That is what we must do now

The vote was close and a narrow victory

(But) to recast votes would hinder democracy

We must not let ourselves fall to misery

That is what we must do now

Scrapping and fighting is what we must not allow

Show what to be British does mean and how

To defeat we are not going to kowtow

That is what we must do now