Wednesday 31 January 2024

From The Mind of Merc - Immigration

Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today I was thinking about immigrants.

There is so much hate directed towards them. Yet they are no different every other human being on this planet simply seeking to make a better life for themselves. Who doesn’t want that? Also, being technical, if you go far enough back, everyone is an immigrant (or rather a descendant of an immigrant) to the country they call home.
The hatred seems to be caused by the belief the immigrants drain resources without providing any use or benefit to their new country. When in fact there are numerous cases where this couldn’t be further from the truth: 

1)   Albert Einstein – a man synonymous with the word genius was an immigrant to the United States. Born in Germany, he eventually moved to the US in 1933

2)   Sergey Brin & Jan Koum – the co-founder of Google and the co-founder of Whatsapp originated in Russia and Ukraine respectively.

3)   Steve Chen & Jawed Karim – the co-founders of YouTube were born in Taiwan and East Germany respectively before immigrating to the US

4)   Levi Strauss – take a look at the button of any top quality jean and you’ll most likely see the name of this German born immigrant

5)   Nikola Tesla – an inventor ahead of his time whose creations form the basis for a good part of today’s modern gadgets and who was dedicated to improving the lives of others.

6)   David Ho – born in Taiwan and immigrating to the US at the age of 12, Ho was a pioneer in the understanding and treatment of the HIV/AIDS virus

7)   Elizabeth Blackwell – she fought to become the first female physician in the US as well as campaigning for women’s rights. The hospital she opened still runs today.

8)   Elisabeth Kubler-Ross – this Swiss born psychiatrist faced tough opposition to revolutionise the world’s approach to palliative care

9)   Wafaa El-Sadr – born in Egypt, this global health physician had a mission to help the poor. Founder of ICAP, she is currently an adviser to the World Health Organisation

10) Chien-Shiung Wu – a key member of the Manhattan Project, Chinese Wu was the first woman president of the American Physical Society and received an honorary degree from Princeton

11) Madeline Albright – the first female Secretary of State (and former ambassador to the UN) was born in what is now the Czech Republic and immigrated to the US in 1948

12) Henry Kissinger – one of the US’s foremost political icons, instrumental in shaping US foreign policy, he was born in Germany before his parents came to the US to escape the rise of Nazism

13) Liz Claiborne – this renowned fashion designer hails from Belgium. Her company was the first founded by a woman to make the Fortune 500 list. She is also an active environmentalist

14) Oscar de la Renta – this renowned designer hails from the Dominican Republic yet is patronised by all the biggest names in showbiz and politics

15) Carlos Santana – the founder of Santana was born in Mexico before finding fame and a contract following Woodstock. He has since been awarded a             Lifetime Achievement Award

16) Gloria Estefan – her family immigrated from Cuba to avoid the revolution. They didn’t imagine the move being permanent, yet Gloria went on to become a highly successful solo artist

17) Irving Berlin – the author of God Bless America, along with several other well-loved classics, immigrated to the US from Russia in 1893

18) Igor Stravinksy – this classical composer and creator of the Rite of Spring was born in Russia and after immigrating to the US finished one of his most famous pieces, Symphony in C

19) Bob Marley – moved to the US in 1966 to be near his mother which started his interest in Rastafarianism. No immigration, no Marley music

20) Grace Jones – coming from Jamaica as a small child with her family, Jones broke gender and racial barriers, paving the way for later artists such as Madonna, Bjork and Lady Gaga

21) Eddie van Halen – this all-American rocker was actually born in the Netherlands and immigrated to the US as a child where he eventually wound up in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

22) Ieoh Ming Pei – Chinese born Pei designed that Hall of Fame along with countless other buildings which made him one of the world’s most sought after architects

23) Joseph Pulitzer – Hungarian Pulitzer not only created his eponymous prize but also helped to keep the statue of liberty in New York

24) John Muir – born in Scotland, Muir helped preserve many of the US’s national treasures as well as helping to establish Yosemite National Park

25) Andrew Carnegie – this hardworking businessman, who at one point was the wealthiest person in the US, was also born to a working class family in Scotland

26) Mary Harris Jones – born in Ireland before immigrating to the US, Jones was a champion for unions and workers rights at one time dubbed “the most dangerous woman in the country”

27) Freddy Adu – Ghana born footballer, Adu, was just 14 when he signed his first contract. And he was only able to come to the US because his mother won a green card lottery.

28) Mariano Rivers – one of the most respected pitchers in Major League baseball is an immigrant from Panama. He and his wife are also involved in a lot of philanthropic work.

29) Martina Navratilova and Sharapova – born in the Czech Republic and Russia respectively, both became highly successful tennis players and campaigners

30) Dikembe Mutumbo – this NBA star came from the Congo with a plan to study medicine. Since retiring, he established a foundation to improve the health of people in his home country

31) Dr Ruth Westheimer – Westheimer was born in Germany. Both her parents were killed in the holocaust but she survived to become a renowned sex expert with radio shows and books

32) Hedy Lamarr – once heralded as “the most beautiful woman in the world”, this Austrian born actress developed the technology that led to modern day wifi

33) Natalie Portman – Oscar winning actress, Natalie Portman was born in Israel – the daughter of an American mother and Israeli father – moving to America at the age of 3.

34) Mila Kunis – Another immigrant actress, Kunis was born in Ukraine and when she first came to the US could not speak any English

35) Sofia Vergara – Colombian born Vergara immigrated to the US at the age of 26 and has spoken out about her difficulty in becoming a citizen and the subsequent deportation of her brother

36) Penelope Cruz – Cruz also moved later in life coming to the US from Spain at the age of 20 with a return ticket, which it transpired she didn’t need.

37) Charlize Theron – born in South Africa, Theron moved to the US to pursue a dancing career. When that dream died, she found a new and extremely successful home in the film industry

38) Bruce Willis – action and comedy movie star Willis was born in Germany and overcame a stutter to become one of Hollywood’s leading men

39) Anthony Hopkins – Sir Anthony was born in Wales but chose to make the US his official home in 2000. He was inspired to pursue acting by fellow legendary Welsh thespian, Richard Burton.

40) Jackie Chan – born in Hong Kong, it took a couple of goes for him to achieve fame in the US before eventually achieving success even without ever become fully proficient in English

41) Audrey Hepburn – born the daughter a Dutch baroness in Belgium, Hepburn moved to the UK and the US after the war left her family impoverished and become an iconic actress

42) Guillermo del Toro – one of the most famous filmmakers in the US was born in Mexico and went on to win an Oscar for his 2017 film The Shape of Water

43) Liam Neeson – former Guinness forklift driver Liam Neeson hails from Northern Ireland and came to the US to pursue acting. He is an outspoken advocate for justice for immigrants

44) Maureen O’Hara – this legendary 1940s actress was a fierce campaigner for Irish immigrants ensuring that future citizens could have Irish as an acknowledged nationality

45) Arnold Schwarzenegger – Born in Austria, he has at various times been an actor, model, producer, director, activist, businessman, investor, writer, philanthropist, former professional bodybuilder and, of course, Governor of California.

This is just a handful – there are so much more (Google it – you’ll see) but I think it provides an apt demonstration that it is important to always remember that those who have the most to contribute to this country aren’t always necessarily born within its borders. 

There is also the fact that this misplaced hatred seems to be based on a misconception (and in fact could be said to be an example of gaslighting by a money-grabbing government) which I feel can be best exploded with these memes.


Saturday 20 January 2024

Tom Baker - !!!NEW!!!

To celebrate the 90th birthday of the longest-serving Doctor, I have created this parody. Enjoy!

Prince Charming Tom Baker not by Adam and the Ants
He’s the doctor, he’s the doctor
With jelly babies, and the really long scarf
He’s the doctor, he’s the doctor
With jelly babies, and the really long scarf 

Tom Baker
Tom Baker
His voice is always recognisable
He’s the doctor, he’s the doctor
With jelly babies, and the really long scarf

He’s the doctor, he’s the doctor
With K9 and, Sarah Jane and Romana
He’s the doctor, he’s the doctor
With K9 and, Sarah Jane and Romana

Tom Baker
Tom Baker
His voice is always recognisable
He’s the doctor, he’s the doctor
With jelly babies, and the really long scarf

Little Britain, Monarch of (the) Glen
You’ll find him in Blackadder and Narnia
Little Britain, Monarch of (the) Glen
You’ll find him in Blackadder and Narnia

Tom Baker
Tom Baker
His voice is always recognisable
He’s the doctor, he’s the doctor
With jelly babies, and the really long scarf
 

He’s the doctor, he’s the doctor
With K9 and, Sarah Jane and Romana
He’s the doctor, he’s the doctor
With K9 and, Sarah Jane and Romana

Tom Baker
Tom Baker
His voice is always recognisable
Tom Baker
Tom Baker
His voice is always recognisable

Tom Baker
Tom Baker
His voice is always recognisable
Tom Baker
Tom Baker
His voice is always recognisable

Tom Baker
Tom Baker
His voice is always recognisable
Tom Baker
Tom Baker
His voice is always recognisable

Tom Baker
Tom Baker
His voice is always recognisable
Tom Baker
Tom Baker
His voice is always recognisable

Wednesday 10 January 2024

Bowie Bowie - !!!NEW!!!

8 years ago today we lost one of the greatest ever British singer-songwriters - a leading figure in the music industry - and his memory, and using one of his own songs, I've created this:

Rebel Rebel Bowie Bowie not by David Bowie
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo
 

A man with such worldwide appeal
His skill in changing faces was unreal
One day, (a) Starman from space
One day, a Thin White face
We like it, yeah we like it all
Under pressure there are no Changes
The Jean Genie has us in a trance
So Let’s Dance to The Magic Dance
You cannot hate, you can’t despise
The music man with special eyes

Bowie, Bowie, he’s just the best
Bowie, Bowie, better than the rest
Bowie, Bowie, but did he know?
Just how we love him so!

Don't ya?
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo

A man with such worldwide appeal
His skill in changing faces was unreal
One day, (a) Starman from space
One day, a Thin White face
We like it, yeah we like it all
Under pressure there are no Changes
The Jean Genie has us in a trance
So Let’s Dance to The Magic Dance
You cannot hate, you can’t despise
The music man with special eyes

Bowie, Bowie, he’s just the best
Bowie, Bowie, better than the rest
Bowie, Bowie, but did he know?
Just how we love him so!

Don't ya?
Oh?
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo

Bowie, Bowie, he’s just the best
Bowie, Bowie, better than the rest
Bowie, Bowie, but did he know?
Just how we love him so!

He was the best, more than all the rest
You can't get enough, and we’re so impressed
Because you’ve also got his work in film
Like Thomas Newton the man who to earth fell
Not forgetting the Goblin King as well
That’s why he’s the best
He’s a global success
Better than all of the rest
We hope he did know
Yes we hope he did know

What else is there to say?
Yes Ziggy Stardust, ziggy, ziggy
Had us in his sway
We know you know it’s true
Looks like you like him too
'Cause he was the best
Better than all the rest
Ooh, better than the rest
Ooh, ooh, we hope he did know
Eh, eh, hope he did know
Eh, eh