Thursday 30 November 2023

From The Mind of Merc - Inventions (by women)

Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today, following on from last month's post about misattributed inventions, I was thinking about the inventions made by women who lost the credit to a man.

Here are a few examples of women inventors whose credit was given to men:

Mary Anning - invention: Dinosaur Fossils - credit taken by: The Geological Society
Anning discovered several dinosaur skeletons on a beach but they and she were ignored, decried as fake and blocked from being accepted with credit going to scientists who bought fossils from her.  

Rosalind Franklin - invention: The Double Helix - credit taken by: Crick & Watson
It was Franklin who produced the groundbreaking image in 1951 which was passed on to Crick & Watson who published their 'findings' 2 years later. 

Chien Shiung Wu - invention: Nuclear Physics - credit taken by: Tsung-Dao Lee & Chen-Ning Yang
Wu worked on electromagnetic interactions with the Wu experiment. The findings from which prompted a Nobel Prize... for two physicists working on a similar project. 

Lise Meitner - invention: Nuclear Fission - credit taken by: Otto Hahn
Frisch won the Nobel Prize for their work but Meitner wasn't even mentioned. She went on to receive 49 Nobel nominations but never succeeded in winning any of them.

Hedy Lamarr - invention: Wireless communication - credit taken by: US Navy
Lamarr created the basis for today's wifi as part of WWII work to prevent the bugging of military radios. Although she had a patent for her work, this was ignored by the US Navy

Alice Ball - invention: Leprosy Cure - credit taken by: Arthur Dean
Ball died in a tragic accident just months after her discovery and the head of her department published her work as his own - he and it were later corrected.

Marion Donovan - invention: disposable nappies - credit taken by: Victor Mills
Before Donovan's invention, nappies were made of cloth. Her disposable nappies were initially ignored by manufacturers until Victor Mills started Pampers using Donovan's idea.

Margaret Keene - invention: Big Eyes paintings - credit taken by: Walter Keane
Keane's husband persuaded her the pictures would sell better under his name. She eventually took him to court and was able to prove her ownership by producing a picture on the spot.

Margaret Knight - invention: Paper Bag - credit taken by: Charles Annan
Annan stole Knight's invention while it was being made and patented it under his name. When she took him to court, his defence was that a woman couldn't have invented it.

Elizabeth Magie - invention: Monopoly - credit taken by: Charles Darrow
Darrow sold Magie's 'Landlord's Game' to Parker Brothers who claimed their version was sufficiently different to the one Magie created to protest against monopolists.

Vera Rubin - invention: Dark Matter - credit taken by: Kent Ford
Rubin confirmed the existence of dark matter in the atmosphere yet her work was ignored until later scientists proved that she was right. However, she never received acknowledgement for her work.

Grace Hopper - invention: Computer Programming Language - credit taken by: John von Neumann
von Neumann may have been the one to initiate the program for the Harvard Mark I computer but it was Hopper's codes that were used to program it.

Caresse Crosby - invention: the bra - credit taken by: Warner Brothers
Crosby sold her patent for the 'backless brassiere', which was to become the modern bra, to Warner Brothers and subsequently fell from public knowledge or recognition

Ada Harris - invention: Hair Straighteners - credit taken by: Marcel Grateau
Grateau actually invented the curling iron in 1852 - a big difference to the hair straightener Harris was the first ever to patent in 1893.

Esther Lederberg - invention: Microbial Genetics - credit taken by: Joshua Lederberg
Although she worked jointly with her husband on her work and was actually the one to discover the lambda phage virus, it was her husband that took the credit and Nobel Prize

Jocelyn Bell Burnell - invention: Pulsars - credit taken by: Antony Hewish & Martin Ryle
Burnell discovered and pointed out the irregular radio pulses she had detected while a research assistant at Cambridge to her advisor - it was said advisor who claimed the credit.

Ada Lovelace - invention: Computer Programming - credit taken by: Charles Babbage
The father of modern computing actually had a lot of help from the daughter of Lord Byron as it was Ada who actually wrote the programme that made Babbage's machine work.

ENIAC programmers - invention: Electronic Computer - credit taken by: John Mauchly
Mauchly might have invented the computer itself but it was the team of 6 women - the ENIAC programmers - who developed the functionality of the machine.

Katherine Johnson - invention: Moon Landing - credit taken by: NASA
Johnson was a crucial 'computer' who calculated the path used for the successful landing of Apollo 11 on the moon. Yet she continued to be ignored and overlooked by her racist colleagues.

Mary Anderson - invention: Windscreen Wiper - credit taken by: Robert Kearns
Anderson created and patented the now commonplace invention back in 1903. However, it was ignored by the car manufacturers. By the time they should an interest her patent had expired.

Nettie Stevens - invention: Sex Chromosomes - credit taken by: E B Wilson
Despite Stevens producing the breakthrough work that showed the connection between chromosomes and sex determination, it was her colleague who published the findings first. 

Candace Pert - invention: opiate receptors - credit taken by: Solomon Snyder
Pert was just a graduate student when she made this crucial discovery but her professor was rewarded for it. When she objected, he said, "That's how the game is played."

Anna Atkins - invention: photography book - credit taken by: Henry Talbot
Atkins published her photographically illustrated book 8 months earlier than Henry Talbot but even the work itself was miscredited or else claimed as Anonymous.

Saturday 11 November 2023

Lest We Forget - !!!NEW!!!

A special creation to mark Remembrance Day.

Because Of You Lest We Forget not by Kelly Clarkson
It’s been so long and yet still so important
It’s been so long and yet still so fresh in our memory
It’s been so long and yet still now
For the fallen
Though they are gone we will never let their efforts fade 

Lest we forget
All those who gave their lives for their country
Lest we forget
All those who died to ensure we all could remain free
Lest we forget
All those who believed dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
Lest we forget
Remember them

It’s once a year
And it's not too much to ask for us to do
Not yell and cheer
But just stand still and acknowledge their deeds
Just want to hear
And see and know that they’re still in our thoughts
For those who’ll never grow old
We can fall silent for two minutes 

Lest we forget
All those who gave their lives for their country
Lest we forget
All those who died to ensure we all could remain free
Lest we forget
All those who believed dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
Lest we forget
Remember them

Now war is done (Now war is done)
Wars two and one
We mark Remembrance Day
So many lost (so many lost)
A tragic cost (oh such a tragic cost)
We can’t let that fade away

We’ll keep them close
Close to all our hearts
With a red flower pin (all wear a poppy)          
So that all of these years later what they did
Will still mean something 

Lest we forget
All those who gave their lives for their country
Lest we forget
All those who died to ensure we all could remain free
Lest we forget
All those who believed dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
Lest we forget
Remember them
 

Lest we forget
Lest we forget

Friday 10 November 2023

Here's My Labyrinth - !!!NEW!!!

My latest parody creation is inspired by a very clever meme I found a while ago. I realised I could extend this to apply to the full song. So here it is:

Call Me Maybe Here's My Labyrinth not by Carly Rae Jepsen
You threw a wish to the air                  
So thought I’d show you I care           
And I appeared from thin air                                       
I thought I’d help you out
You wanted rid of the kid
So I just did as you bid
Won’t tell you where he’s hid              
Did it to help you out 

You’re so enchantn’
Don’t want to be wantin’
Not much I’m demandin’
Do you really want this baby?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my labyrinth, I stole your baby
You can’t defeat me can you, lady
So here's my labyrinth, I stole your baby
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my labyrinth, I stole your baby
All that I do will drive you crazy
Cos here's my labyrinth, I stole your baby

Just take your time with this quest
But know that I am the best                                                     
No way that you’ll pass my test           
Then Toby will be mine
You’ve got just 12 hours to win                       
Let the challenge begin
Soon you will find you’re in a spin
Those peaches are sublime 

You’re so enchantn’
Don’t want to be wantin’
Not much I’m demandin’
Do you really want this baby?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my labyrinth, I stole your baby
You can’t defeat me can you, lady
So here's my labyrinth, I stole your baby
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my labyrinth, I stole your baby
All that I do will drive you crazy
Cos here's my labyrinth, I stole your baby

But know you don’t have to do this, just let me rule you
Just let me rule you, just let me rule, rule you
But know you don’t have to do this, just let me rule you
Think you could do that
Just let me rule, rule you
(You, you, you, you, you, you)
 

You can’t defeat me can you, lady
So here's my labyrinth, I stole your baby

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my labyrinth, I stole your baby
All that I do will drive you crazy
Cos here's my labyrinth, I stole your baby

But know you don’t have to do this, just let me rule you
Just let me rule you, just let me rule, rule you
But know you don’t have to do this, just let me rule you
If you won’t do that
Come find your baby