The RHS Chelsea Flower Show kicks off today. I wonder if we'll see any entries like these:
Reporter:
And today at the Royal Flower Show we have quite an unusual garden. I’m here
with the creator of the garden – what’s your name?
Mary
Mary: Mary
Reporter:
Mary what?
Mary
Mary: Mary
Reporter:
So your name is Mary Mary?
Mary
Mary: Yes
Reporter:
Hmm – quite contrary. Anyway, tell us… Mary about your garden
Mary
Mary: Well, I thought I should add something to keep birds away from my lovely
garden. And what better way to do that than with some silver bells. When the
wind blows, you can hear them – listen…
<sound of bells tinkling>
Reporter:
Yes – they are quite pretty. And these are shells?
Mary
Mary: Cockle shells, yes.
Reporter:
Cockle shells. Does it matter whether the shells are cockle or not?
Mary
Mary: Oh, absolutely…
Reporter:
And what are these? Dolls?
Mary
Mary: Oh no – they’re not dolls – they’re maids.
Reporter:
Maids?
Mary
Mary: Yes. Pretty maids.
Reporter: I see. I must say it's nice you've got them arranged like that. They're...
Mary Mary: All in a row.
Reporter: Yes. Well, there you have it. Quite a strong contender I think for the
Nursery Rhymes section of the contest. Back to you in the studio.
