Supreme Head Of The Church - !!!NEW!!!

And here's number 2:

Another One Bites The Dust Supreme Head of The Church not by Queen
It seems King Henry’s had enough
Of not getting his own way
He’s been married for 24 years
But now Kate has had her day
She just won’t oh no just won’t leave
And is still insisting she is the queen
But the king’s got a plan up his sleeve
And now soon he will be 

Supreme Head of the Church
Supreme Head of the Church
The Supreme Head of The Supreme Head of
Supreme Head of the Church
Oh yes oh yes it’s true
Supreme Head of the Church

He gets his own way as always Kate is gone
Now Anne is by his side
Her pregnant belly swells with Henry’s child
And Anne she just glows with pride
It is a son, a son to be sure
At last he will have an heir
Ok so maybe not a prince this time but
One day soon now he will get there

Supreme Head of the Church
Supreme Head of the Church
The Supreme Head of The Supreme Head of
Supreme Head of the Church
Oh yes oh yes it’s true
Supreme Head of the Church

He 

Oh he is – of the church of the church
Yes Supreme Head of the Church
Supreme Head of the Church now
Supreme Head of the Church he he
Supreme Head of the Church yeah
Ooh look out

There are many more ways Henry learns he can gain
From his fresh break with Rome
The abbeys and
The friaries and
The monasteries gold he can now call his own
Now with Cromwell yes Cromwell by his side
He can seize all their property
Melt it all down and sell it all on
Close it down and then set them all free

Supreme Head of the Church
Supreme Head of the Church
The Supreme Head of The Supreme Head of
Supreme Head of the Church
Oh yes oh yes it’s true
Supreme Head of the Church
Look out

Another One Bites The Dust - !!!NEW!!!

As I've started reusing songs for my parodies (and because I couldn't decide which version I preferred of the two I penned) here is the 1st of 2 new creations using a Queen classic.

Another One Bites The Dust not by Queen
King Henry has broken with Rome
So that he can marry Anne
But soon it seems there is more than that
To his grand master plan
He needs money yes he needs money for war
And it is their money that he can see
Now that Henry is head of the Church
It’s all his property yeah 

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey he’s gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

It will not take Thomas Cromwell very long
Until it all is gone
He’ll take them for everything that they had
And kick them out of the town
Is he happy Is he satisfied?
Now that he has all their gold
The abbeys are gone and the monks
Are left out in the cold look out

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey he’s gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust 

Hey

Oh watch it - Bite the dust bite the dust
Hey Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust now
Another one bites the dust oh oh
Another one bites the dust yeah
Ooh look out

There are plenty of ways that you can skin a church
It seems Cromwell has found
You can raid ‘em You can trade ‘em You can grade ‘em bad
And sell off what you’ve found
They are falling yes they are falling fast
Against Cromwell’s relentless tide
Even a bit of bribery and
Corruption won’t get him on your side

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the dust yeah
Hey he’s gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
Look out