Wednesday 25 July 2018

Come Meet The Prince - !!!NEW!!!

I realised that I hadn't yet done a parody song to commemorate the arrival of the newest addition to the royal family (as I did for Prince George and Princess Charlotte) so I thought I'd rectify that.


Consider Yourself Come Meet The Prince not from Oliver!
Yes, come on and meet the prince
Yes, come on and meet the little Prince Louis

We've taken to him so strong
And that’s why we’re now singing this song
Yes, come on and meet him now
Yes, come on and meet the newest royal babe
He’s quite a special person
Grandson
Of the heir to the kingdom

We’ve had a chance to see
Prince Georgie
And Charlotte too
They’re the other two
But now
There is a chance to meet
Somebody new to us all
Come with me I’ll show you how!
Yes come on and meet Prince Lou
The cause of all of this fuss
Now is the time for celebration, yes it’s true
So come on and meet his Highness!

Yes come on and meet
The prince

Yes come on and meet...
The little Prince Louis
We've taken to him
So strong
And that’s... why...
we’re now singing this song
Yes come on and meet...
Him now!
Yes come on and meet...
The newest royal babe
He’s quite a special person
Grandson
Of the heir to the kingdom

So come join the party - celebrate the new baby              
He’s a source of glee for all
But it is best to be polite to his family
They are royalty after all!

Yes come on and meet Prince Lou
The cause of all of this fuss
Now is the time for celebration yes it’s true
So come on and meet His Highness!

Yes, come on and meet the prince
Yes, come on and meet the little Prince Louis

We've taken to him so strong
And that’s why we’re now singing this song
Yes, come on and meet him now
Yes, come on and meet the newest royal babe
He’s quite a special person
Grandson
Of the heir to the kingdom

We’ve had a chance to see
Prince Georgie
And Charlotte too
They’re the other two
But now
There is a chance to meet
Somebody new to us all
Come with me I’ll show you how!
Me I’ll show you how!
Me I’ll show you
Me I’ll show you
Me I’ll show you
Me I’ll show you
Me I’ll show you how!
I'll show you how!

Yes, come on and meet the prince
Yes, come on and meet the little Prince Louis

We've taken to him so strong
And that’s why we’re now singing this song
Yes, come on and meet him now
Yes, come on and meet the newest royal babe
He’s quite a special person
Grandson
Of the heir to the kingdom

So come join the party - celebrate the new baby              
He’s a source of glee for all
But it is best to be polite to his family
They are royalty after all!

Yes come on and meet Prince Lou
The cause of all of this fuss
Now is the time for celebration yes it’s true...
So come on and meet
Come on and meet
Come on and meet
Come on and meet
Come on and meet
His Highness!


Thursday 5 July 2018

Who Will Try - !!!NEW!!!

Today the NHS turns 70! And I hope it's still around in 70 years time.

Who Will Buy Who Will Try not from Oliver!
ROSE-SELLER
Who will try to help the nurses? Soon there won’t be any. (Repeat 4 times.)

MILKMAID
Will you try to help resolve our distress? To help resolve our distress?

ROSE-SELLER
Who will try to help the nurses?

MILKMAID
To help resolve our distress?

ROSE-SELLER
Soon there won’t be any.

STRAWBERRY-SELLER
No, can’t let it go! No, can’t let it go!

MILKMAID & STRAWBERRY-SELLER (At same time)
MILKMAID: To help resolve our distress?
STRAWBERRY-SELLER: No, can’t let it go!

ROSE-SELLER
Who will try to help the nurses? 

STRAWBERRY-SELLER
No, can’t let it go!

MILKMAID & KNIFE GRINDER (At same time)
MILKMAID: To help resolve our distress?
KNIFE GRINDER: Now, save it now!

ROSE-SELLER
Who will try?

KNIFE GRINDER
We must save it now

STRAWBERRY-SELLER
No, can’t let it go!

ROSE-SELLER & MILKMAID (At same time)
ROSE-SELLER: Who will try to help the nurses?
MILKMAID: To help resolve our distress?

KNIFE GRINDER & STRAWBERRY-SELLER (At same time)
KNIFE GRINDER: Now, save it now!
STRAWBERRY-SELLER: No, can’t let it go!

ROSE-SELLER, KNIFEGRINDER, MILKMAID, & STRAWBERRY-SELLER
R.S.: Who will try to help the nurses?
KG: We must save it now
MM: To help resolve our distress?
SS: No, can’t let it go!

KNIFEGRINDER
Who will try?

STRAWBERRY-SELLER
Who will try?

MILKMAID
Who will try?

ROSE-SELLER
Who will try?

OLIVER
Who will try to save the NHS?
Did you know it’s now 70!

ROSE-SELLER
Who will try to help the nurses?

OLIVER
We can’t let the government sell it.
No - that would be a travesty!

STRAWBERRY-SELLER
No, can’t let it go!

OLIVER
We need to use it at our leisure
Whenever things go wrong
For we should view it as a treasure
That’s why I sing this song

MILKMAID
To help our distress?

OLIVER
Who will try to save the NHS?
Time is nigh, can’t let it go by

KNIFEGRINDER
Now, save it now!

STRAWBERRY-SELLER
No, can’t let it go!

OLIVER
Me, oh my! We don't want to lose it
So what are we to do
To keep it going through?
We must make sure that people try...

STRAWBERRY-SELLER
Who will try?

KNIFEGRINDER
Who will try?

MILKMAID
Who will try?

ROSE-SELLER
Who will try?

ALL
Who will try?

ALL:
Who will try to save the NHS?
Did you know it’s now 70!
We can’t let the government sell it.
No - that would be a travesty!

Oh no - I am not being funny
Its value’s beyond price
But if we do not find the money
It’ll be gone in a trice

Who will try to save the NHS?
Time is nigh, can’t let it go by
Me, oh my! We don't want to lose it
So what are we to do
To keep it going through?
We must make sure that people try...

WASHING WOMEN
Oh no - I am not being funny
Its value’s beyond price
But if we do not find the money
It’ll be gone in a trice

INSTRUMENTAL

ALL
Who will try to save the NHS?
Time is nigh, can’t let it go by
Me, oh my! We don't want to lose it
So what are we to do
To keep it going through?
It’s simple really we must try...

Try!