Showing posts with label parliament. Show all posts
Showing posts with label parliament. Show all posts

Saturday, 5 November 2022

The Gunpowder Sketch - Mercorabilia

Remember, remember, the fifth of November... for some reason....

Catesby: So we are agreed – the plot is set. King James and his heathen cohorts will die on 5th November!
All: Huzzah!
Catesby: Fawkes?
Fawkes: What?
Catesby: You not joining in on the Huzzahs?
Fawkes: Er… what are we huzzahing?
Catesby: Have you not been paying attention?
Bates: Typical Fawkes – more focused on his gunpowder than treason and plot.
Catesby: Fawkes we have been determining the final details of our plan – it is absolutely essential that everybody knows exactly what’s going on. It won’t work if some of us haven’t been listening.
Fawkes: Of course I’ve been listening! Of course…um, except for maybe that last bit.
Catesby: What bit?
Fawkes: The last half hour or so.
Catesby: Oh, Fawkes.
Fawkes: Sorry.
Catesby: Well, I guess that resolves our other issue. It seems Fawkes has by default drawn the short straw.
Fawkes: Which means…?
Catesby: You’ll be the one lighting the fuse.
Fawkes: What?!? Oh, hang on a minute – that’s not fair! Why can’t Tresham do it? He hasn’t contributed anything so far.
Catesby: That’s because he’s the newcomer. So he gets a pass. Besides it is fair – they’re your explosives after all.
Fawkes: Now what kind of attitude is that? I thought we were all in the together.
Wintour: How would you know if you weren’t listening?
Catesby: Enough! It’s decided. All the gunpowder’s stored in the undercroft ready. We’ll make our excuses to be absent from parliament that day. And Fawkes will light the fuse before we make our escape. And just you make sure this whole thing doesn’t blow up in our faces.

Saturday, 31 August 2019

From The Mind of Merc - Decision Making

Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today I was thinking about decision making – specifically those related to the UK government.

I used to think that maybe this was how it works:



But I’m not starting to think it’s like this:


How on earth did we go from the term ‘Prime Minister’ being an insult (Robert Walpole – the first person to technically hold the position from 1721-1742 – objected strongly to being described thus)
to the Prime Minister himself being an insult – referring to black people as ‘picanninies’ with ‘watermelon smiles’ #notmypm

I mean, come on:

Maybe overall it’s a case of:

And until then the best of British to all!

Sunday, 31 March 2019

From The Mind of Merc - UK Politics

Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today, I was thinking about the state of UK politics. This would take way to long to discuss so I thought I'd sum it up with a cartoon that's been buzzing round my head for a while now:


And a topical post for my 500th blog entry - who'd have thunk it?