Showing posts with label mistake. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mistake. Show all posts

Saturday, 30 September 2023

From The Mind of Merc - Inventions (Accidental)

Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today, following on from last month's post about killer inventions, I was thinking about inventions that came about by accident.
It's amazing how many familiar products came about by sheer fluke.

Here are a few examples of those lucky enough to create something successful by accident:

Slinky – Inventor: Richard Jones
– He was actually trying to make a meter to monitor power on battleships using tension springs
Penicillin – Inventor: Alexander Fleming
– 
He was actually trying to make a wonder drug - penicillin was discovered on a dish he threw away
Choc chip cookies – Inventor: Ruth Wakefield
– 
She was actually trying to make normal chocolate cookies but the bits didn't melt
Crisps – Inventor: George Crum
– He was actually trying to make a plate of fried potato that a customer insisted needed to be thinner
Pacemaker – Inventor: John Hopps
– He was actually trying to make a way to use radio frequency to restore body temperature
Silly Putty – Inventor: James Wright
– He was actually trying to make a rubber substitute out of silicon during WWII
Microwave – Inventor: Percy Spencer
– He was actually trying to make a radar related project
Saccharin – Inventor: Constantine Fahlberg
– She was actually trying to make a oxidisation experiment - a chemical spill lead to a sweet discovery
Fireworks – Inventor: chef in China
– He was actually trying to make a new cooking experiment using charcoal, sulphur and saltpetre
Scotchgard – Inventor: Patsy Sherman
– She was actually trying to make a rubber material that would be resistant to exposure from jet fuels
Cornflakes – Inventor: John and Will Kellogg
– They were actually trying to make boiled grain but they left it on the stove too long
LSD – Inventor: Albert Hofmann
– He was actually trying to make lysergic acid derivatives and accidentally swallowed some
Post-its – Inventor: Spencer Silver
– He was actually trying to make a strong adhesive and ended up with the opposite result
X Rays – Inventor: Wilhelm Rontgen
– He was actually trying to make advances in cathodic ray tube experiments
Inkjet printer – Inventor: Canon engineer
– He was actually wasn't trying to make anything - he was on a break but rested his hot iron on his pen

Who knows what other coincidental creations will be made in the future 

Wednesday, 21 September 2016

Mars sketch - Mercorabilia

I'm sure the similarities between the names of the red planet and a popular brand of chocolate bar have been remarked upon before but what if they actually caused more than a bit of trouble...

Soldier: Your imperial majesty – we have returned.
King: So I see.
Soldier: We have travelled far and long on the quest which you did assign to us and we are joyful that we are able to say we were successful.
King: Oh, good.
Soldier: Your task was not an easy one to complete...
King: Wasn’t it?
Soldier: By no means. And many men died in the attempt.
King: Oh, dear.
Soldier: But none the less we have triumphed. I have brought you – Mars!
King: Really?
Soldier: Yes. And I present it to you. Here!
King: What is this?
Soldier: A deed of ownership, my lord. Given to me by the Galatic Council of that great planet affording the rights and title of ruler of Mars to you.
King: Right. <pause> I think there might have been some mistake.
Soldier: What do you mean, your majesty?
King: Well, when I said I wanted you to bring me Mars...
Soldier: Yes?
King: I actually wanted a chocolate bar.
Soldier: (after a pause) A chocolate bar?
King: Yes.
Soldier: You mean we have spent countless hours and lost many men simply because you had a sugar craving?
King: It would seem so.
Soldier: Right.
<pause>
King: Do you think they have Mars bars on Mars?
Soldier: I would presume so, your highness.
King: Excellent. Well, carry on.
Soldier: What about the men, sire? Surely they deserve some reward for their endeavour.
King: Ah, yes - the men. Umm, well, tell them they can have the rest of the week off and, um, a Mars bar for each of them, I think
Soldier: A Mars bar.
King: Yes. Is that a problem?
Soldier: Well, there is just one thing, sir.
King: Yes?
Soldier: I actually prefer Snickers