Not About You - !!!NEW!!!

 I know I've used this song for a parody before but I think this version is a valuable message.

All About You Not About You not by McFly

It's not about you (not about you)
It's not about you, baby (it's not about)
It's not about you (not about you)
It's not about you

Yesterday, you posted something about this “flu”
You still need to wear a mask, It's not about you
Though you replied to me saying you know it’s “true”
It’s really not much to ask, it's not about you

And I will answer all your queries
If you force me to
But if you persist with your crazy theories
I must unfriend you
So listen close to the science, like we all must do
Just please put on a facemask
It's not about you, yeah

And I will answer all your queries
If you force me to
But if you persist with your crazy theories
I must unfriend you
So listen close to the science, like we all must do
Just please put on a facemask
It’s really not much to ask
Don’t make me take you to task 
It's not about you

It's not about you (not about you)
It's not about you, baby (it's not about)
It's not about you (not about you)
It's not about you, baby
It's not about you (not about you)
It's not about you, baby (it's not about you)
It's not about you (not about you)
It's not about you
It's not about you

It's All About Me - !!!NEW!!!

Bit of a simple one today. I decided to take the McFly song 'All About You' and reverse the focus. (I hasten to add the song does not reflect my own perspective)

All About You All About Me not by McFly

It's all about me, (it’s all about me)
It’s all about me baby, (it’s all about)
It's all about me, (it’s all about me)
It's all about me,

You should know that there is something to know you see,
And it’s really nothing new it’s all about me,
If you don’t like it well then I will set you free,
There’s no reason to feel blue it’s all about me

And you should answer all my wishes,
If I asked you to,
And please don’t deny me one of your kisses,
I don’t want you too.

It’s not tricky ‘cause it’s as easy as you one two three,
You know of course it’s true,
It's all about me.

And you should answer all my wishes,
If I asked you to,
And there should never be a reason that you,
Don't know what to do.

It’s not tricky ‘cause it’s as easy as you one two three,
You know of course it’s true,

There’s no reason to  feel blue,
‘Cause it’s really nothing new,
It's all about me.

It's all about me, (it’s all about me)
It’s all about me baby
It’s all about me baby
It’s all about me baby

University - Newsreview

One of the first parody songs I wrote and submitted to Newsrevue - and coincidentally one of the first I'm still waiting to hear back as to whether or not they liked it but hopefully you will.
It focuses (as if you can't guess) on the steadily yet irrepressibly rising tuition fees at university.

Obviously University not by McFly 

All my life I've been,
Hoping and dreaming
To get a degree,
And set myself free.
From parents.

I got good marks and
Thought this meant I would stand
A good chance to get
A place and be set
For life yeah

Been so many hikes now
I find myself wond’ring what I’ll do now.

University,
It’s out of my reach,
I'm wastin' my time
It’s just too high to climb
& I know I never will afford to study there.
No, no
Never could afford to study there.

Kinda lost hope now
I won’t get in now. No
Won’t get my day and won’t get to stay, for three years.

Clegg said he’d help me (Clegg said he’d help me)
So what good is an apology, oh.

University,
It’s out of my reach,
I'm wastin' my time
It’s just too high to climb

& I know I never will afford to study there.
No, no
Never could afford to study there.

It’s outta my hands
I don’t have a leg on to stand
Cos I can’t afford all the fees

Afford all the fees (afford, afford, afford the fees)
(can’t afford the fees) Can’t afford the fees

University,
It’s out of my reach,
I'm wastin' my time
It’s just too high to climb

I know I never will afford to study there.
University,
It’s out of my reach,
I'm wastin' my time
It’s just too high to climb

I know I never will afford to study there.
University,
It’s out of my reach,
I'm wastin' my time
It’s just too high to climb

I know I never will afford to study there.
No, no
Never could I afford to study there.