And secondly, a parody of a classic with a topical twist:
The Point of No Return not by Andrew Lloyd Webber
We are now here
At the end of all our lifelines
In pursuit of ease and comfort we sought and now look
Now look
We are now here
And our hopes are now far behind
If we have only been prepared to try
Dropped all the pretence, committed ourselves to try
Now we are here without a solution
We have arrived, we’ve arrived
Past the point of no return
Don’t want to be here
All we could have done, it’s just too bad
Past the chance to make it right
No use re(mi)niscing
We threw away every chance we had
What might have been if we’d done more?
What could have been achieved before
When sweet salvation lay before us?
Past the point of no return
The final countdown
What could be done when we’d the chance to learn
Before the point of no return?
We are now here
At that point at which it’s too late
At that point at which all we can do is stand and look
Just look
We are now here
(Al)ready knowing that it’s our fate
In our hearts we had always imagined we’d find a way out and escape from this nightmare
But now we are here without a solution
We have arrived, we’ve arrived
Past the point of no return
No second chances
Our fate is what we brought onto ourselves
Past the chance to right the wrong
If we’d just listened
Could we have avoided what we now face?
Why did we not notice the
Last of our hopes begin to fade?
Why did we let our greed consume us?
Past the point of no return
The final countdown
The bridge is crossed, so stand and watch it burn
We've passed the point of no return
In my spare time I write parody songs, sketches and captions which I’ve decide to post here on my blog. You’ll be able to tell my eclectic comedy taste from some of the references and I freely admit my influences include Spike Milligan, Ronnie Barker, John Finnemore and Michael Bernstein (my Year 8 English teacher). The blog title is from Queen Victoria being famously misquoted as saying “We are not amused” so I’m using the correct quote, as mentioned in her diaries, of “I was very much amused"
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Friday, 30 August 2019
Tuesday, 30 April 2019
From The Mind of Merc - Extinction
Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic
topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today, I
was thinking about the extinction.
I will admit I was at a loss what to write about today
until, whilst driving to work, I witnessed the driver of the car in front of me
casually throw a wrapper out of their window. Given the current focus on
conservation and recycling, I struggle to understand how people can still
behave like this*. Especially when the facts are so simple:
THE PLANET IS DYING
And, most importantly:
IF IT DIES, YOU DIE
This might not be what you want to hear – after all no-one
wants to hear their own death sentence – but ignoring it will not make it go
away.
Do not leave it to someone else to fix – if everyone does
that the situation will not change.
It is down to everyone and that includes YOU.
(Not (just) your next door neighbour, not (just) your
colleague – YOU)
You may not have made the mess but that does not mean it is
ok either to add to it or not to do something about it – especially when not
doing so has such far reaching and drastic consequences.
For those who deny the effects humankind are having on the
planet**. I struggle to understand why you choose to ignore science just
because you dislike what it’s saying
It is the same as being told you have a medical condition
and choosing to ignore that – the effect will be the same: devastating for you
If you’re still looking for motivation (perhaps still
falsely thinking ‘it’s not my problem’) – do it for your children. If you have
no children – do it for your family. If you have no family – do it for
humanity. If you are not human – what are you doing on this planet?
If you want an indication of the level of seriousness of the
problem, look to the bees. The bees disappearing is not an interesting bit of
trivia, it is major warning sign that we are in trouble.
No bees = no food for humans. And not just plants but meat
as well.
Vegetarian/Vegans: No bees = no pollination = no vegetation
Meat-eaters: No bees = no plants = no food for animals = no
meat
This topic is currently ‘fashionable’ because of attention
(justly) given to activists – particularly 16-year-old Greta Thunberg who has
faced negative reactions to her campaigning – the reason for which I struggle
to make out.
I can only assume she is viewed as annoying again because
she is saying things people don’t want to hear or admit to. Or perhaps she is
resented due to jealousy as she is doing what you know you should be doing.
But she is not trying to shame you, she is trying to prompt
you, to activate you, to assist you in doing something about the increasingly
dangerous situation we are in.
She is not a nuisance – she is a scared little girl who
doesn’t understand why people are happy to let the planet die. Do you
understand why?
I also found it hard to believe the similar disregard or
negative views of the recent Extinction Rebellion protests.
Yes – they made life inconvenient but
a) that
was kind of the point – how are you to be made aware of a situation if it does
not impact you
b) that
was nowhere near as inconvenient to you as the planet dying will be if action
is not taken
If you say/reckon you don’t know what you can do to help,
there are literally thousands of websites, blogs, tutorials, and sources of
information as to what can be done by yourself to make a difference and stop
the planet from dying.
Don’t believe me? On a quick Google I found:
(You don’t even have to do all of them – just something)
What will you find?
*I am no saint, there are undoubtedly many things I could be
doing to improve my impact on the planet but still I realise and accept the
importance of doing so
**
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