Tuesday, 26 November 2024

Sh*t Beneath My Shoes - !!!NEW!!!

Today's parody turns a well-known ballad and reverses the sentiment to one that would be more appropriate if the subject wasn't so accolade worthy. Or, to put it another way, here's a new break-up song.

Wind Beneath My Wings Sh*t Beneath My Shoes not by Bette Midler
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
It was so cold out there in your shadow
To never have sunlight on my face
But now it is my time to shine, so I say
That you are just a waste of space

So I’m now the one to get the glory
While you are the one out in the rain
I put up with your cr*p behaviour for so long
But now you’re the one to face the pain
 

Did you ever know that you're an @sshole
And that’s the only thing you can do?
You are much lower than an weevil
Yes, you are the sh*t beneath my shoes

For so long it all just went unnoticed
I just took it all into my heart
I want you to know I know the truth, and you should know it
I want nothing to do with you

Did you ever know that you're an @sshole
And that’s the only thing you can do?
You are much lower than an weevil
Yes, you are the sh*t beneath my shoes

Did you ever know that you're an @sshole
And that’s the only thing you can do?
You are much lower than an weevil
Yes, you are the sh*t beneath my shoes
Oh, you are the sh*t beneath my shoes 

Oh, the sh*t beneath my shoes
You, you, you, you are the sh*t beneath my shoes
Go, go, go away, you can go far away
Oh, you, you, you, the sh*t beneath my shoes
Oh, you, you, you, the sh*t beneath my shoes

Go, go, go so so far away
So far that you can’t hear me say
F*ck you, f*ck you
F*ck all of you, the sh*t beneath my shoes

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