Saturday, 30 November 2024

From The Mind of Merc - Sexism

Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today, following on from last month's post about misattributed inventions, I was thinking about sexism (again).

Following on from an earlier post about discrimination, it still baffles me as to why anyone would contemplate or be happy with having a sexist standpoint.
1)      How can anyone think they are better than another person because of their gender? A difference in appearance never means a difference in value or worth.
2)      How can anyone think it’s better to suppress the other gender? Especially when that can only be to the detriment of the entire species.

Going back to a previous post about stolen inventions, there are numerous occasions when women have demonstrated the exceptional contribution that have capability of making to the human race and yet they are continually shut down, shut out and generally told to shut up because they are not male. The key examples for me are undoubtedly Rosalind Franklin (I highly doubt Crick & Watson would have achieved what they did without Franklin’s work), Ada Lovelace (who actually wrote the programme Charles Babbage used for his machine), Katherine Johnson and Grace Hopper (2 amazingly gifted women who were crucial to the success of their companies – NASA and US Navy respectively).

Why is it so terrible for a woman to have created (or, apparently worse, be credited with) her achievements? What in the world makes sense in obstructing the possibility for development and improvement that including women and allowing an indiscriminate and unbiased approach to all walks of life could present? Just think what we could have achieved if men throughout history had not been so determined to obstruct, put down and ignore all the bright, gifted and capable women they encountered. If more women like Joan of Arc had been allowed or even encouraged to fight, particularly on the English side, would it instead have been them who prevailed? What if there had been less focus on only men being able to rule (a blatant fallacy given one of the first female rulers – Elizabeth I – ushered in a ‘Golden Age’ for her people), could the country have prospered further?

All those women who desperately sought education or a certain/political career and were denied because of their gender – what significant and potentially positive difference could they have made that could have improved the lives of everyone in the world? And, rather than asking the same question 100 years from now, shouldn’t this exclusion and prejudice finally stop for our own sakes? The choice is common sense or being counterproductive - surely this is not difficult.

As Robin Williams once remarked – particularly relevant given the recent US elections – “…there should a woman president…there would never be any wars - just every 28 days some intense negotiations.”

Thursday, 28 November 2024

Balls - !!!NEW!!!

Today's parody is a twist on the LunchMoney Lewis song that just changes one letter in the title.

Bills Balls not by LunchMoney Lewis
I got balls you wanna play
It is great to pass the time of day
You got one that’s all you need
Because it means fun is guaranteed
I got balls 

All these balls bounce round me now
I can’t wait to enjoy
Lots of little kids run around
I can hear their cries of joy
Go get your boots on
And this game we will soon deploy
You don’t wanna miss out
And we sure don’t want to annoy
Won’t annoy? Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no

I got balls you wanna play
It is great to pass the time of day
You got one that’s all you need
Because it means fun is guaranteed
I got balls

 

Jump up - hit it with your head
I can see another goal ahead
One more and we will soon take the lead
Just one good shot is all that we need
It’s such fun to kick this ball about
And so much more to run around and shout
It’s also fun to play all together
Praying of course for some nice weather
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
All cheer, all cheer, all cheer, all cheer
All cheer, oh yeah, all cheer, oh yeah

I got balls you wanna play
It is great to pass the time of day
You got one that’s all you need
Because it means fun is guaranteed
I got balls

And my shoes, my shoes
I said my shoes
Can’t forget those

I got balls you wanna play
It is great to pass the time of day
You got one that’s all you need
And we’ll soon see who will take the lead
I got balls you wanna play
It is great to pass the time of day
You got one that’s all you need
And we’ll soon see who will take the lead
I got balls

Your momma got balls, your daddy got balls
Your sister got balls, Your auntie got balls (I got balls)
Your uncle got balls
Everybody got balls, everybody got balls, uh

Tuesday, 26 November 2024

Sh*t Beneath My Shoes - !!!NEW!!!

Today's parody turns a well-known ballad and reverses the sentiment to one that would be more appropriate if the subject wasn't so accolade worthy. Or, to put it another way, here's a new break-up song.

Wind Beneath My Wings Sh*t Beneath My Shoes not by Bette Midler
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
It was so cold out there in your shadow
To never have sunlight on my face
But now it is my time to shine, so I say
That you are just a waste of space

So I’m now the one to get the glory
While you are the one out in the rain
I put up with your cr*p behaviour for so long
But now you’re the one to face the pain
 

Did you ever know that you're an @sshole
And that’s the only thing you can do?
You are much lower than an weevil
Yes, you are the sh*t beneath my shoes

For so long it all just went unnoticed
I just took it all into my heart
I want you to know I know the truth, and you should know it
I want nothing to do with you

Did you ever know that you're an @sshole
And that’s the only thing you can do?
You are much lower than an weevil
Yes, you are the sh*t beneath my shoes

Did you ever know that you're an @sshole
And that’s the only thing you can do?
You are much lower than an weevil
Yes, you are the sh*t beneath my shoes
Oh, you are the sh*t beneath my shoes 

Oh, the sh*t beneath my shoes
You, you, you, you are the sh*t beneath my shoes
Go, go, go away, you can go far away
Oh, you, you, you, the sh*t beneath my shoes
Oh, you, you, you, the sh*t beneath my shoes

Go, go, go so so far away
So far that you can’t hear me say
F*ck you, f*ck you
F*ck all of you, the sh*t beneath my shoes