Thursday, 31 October 2024

From The Mind of Merc - Remakes

Sometimes I find my mind wandering over various eclectic topics and occasionally I am inspired to write some of them down. Today I was thinking about film directors.

In a way this follows on from last month's post but also flips it on its head as, instead of the issue being those with questionable judgment exerting their influence over the life and works of others, this time I was contemplating those with unlimited (for which one might read excessive) self-image exerting their influence of the work and achievements of others. To put it bluntly, I was considering remakes - specifically when a renowned director takes it upon themselves to demonstrate their consummate skill by remaking a classic and often much loved piece.

To me, this has never made sense for 2 reasons:

1) If it is a classic and/or much loved, why does it need to be remade? Clearly the original filmmaker got it right first time. If the new director loves it so much maybe they could organise its re-release to share this love with others rather than implying they think they can do better.

2) Surely a better 'test' of the director's film-making skill would be to take a film that was an acknowledged flop and turn that into a much loved classic. By remaking a bad film into something that is good that has to be undeniable proof that they are as good as they clearly believe themselves to be.
Possible candidates include: John Carter, Waterworld, Mars Needs Moms

It could theoretically be the proposed case that remakes are made because Hollywood is 'out of ideas'. Although I personally believe to that it is more accurate that Hollywood doesn't want to take a risk on new ideas. In which case it is falling foul of my previous observations (and post) of those in a position of power/judgement - in this instance, film producers - possibly obstructing the creation of something wonderful through their own potentially misguided/misplaced judgement. 

Overall, I firmly believe classics should be allowed to be just that and instead new ideas (or flops) should be given the chance to become that. After all, the following classics were big risks for their makers:
- Snow White: The first ever feature length cartoon - a major risk for Disney but the start of his empire
- Iron Man: A risky first movie which then launched a franchise
- Avatar: A CGI-heavy film could have been viewed as too risky
- Batman: Tim Burton took a camp 60s TV series and turned it into a gritty, compelling classic
- Die Hard: The star of this action flick was not the muscle-bound hero that might have been expected
- Titanic: A film with a run time of over 3 hours wins the most Oscars ever
- Pirates of the Caribbean: Making a film (which spawned a franchise) out of a fairground ride? Sounds a bit risky
- Get Out: Giving a comedian the chance to direct a horror film? That worked 

Wednesday, 30 October 2024

My Romana - !!!NEW!!!

And now with a nod to the 4th (and his perhaps most famous companion):

My Sharona My Romana not by The Knack
Not long after Leela’s gone, Leela’s gone
I’ll get a new companion – it’s Romana
She’ll help find the Key to Time, the Key to Time
She is my new number one – it’s Romana 

Such a stylish sight, dressed in white, with a clever mind
Yes she is such a pearl, special girl, a lady of time
My, my, my, I, yi, woo!
M-m-m-my Romana

Once all the pieces are found and spread around
She will then take on a new form – Romana
After trying several, short and tall
She picks one that will be her new norm – Romana

Now she is revived, and a blonde, with a playful tone
More adventures to find, travel on, in our phone box home
My, my, my, I, yi, woo!
M-m-m-my, my, my, I, yi, woo!

After some more time with me, t-time with me
Could this be the end of the line, Romana?
Timelords want her back you see, back you see
So she’ll go and leave me behind – Romana

Won’t ever forget, no - not yet, ‘bout her, cos you see
She’s such as shining star, she’ll go far, it’s her destiny
My, my, my, I, yi, woo!
M-m-m-my Romana
M-m-m-my Romana

M-m-m-my Romana
M-m-m-my Romana
M-m-m-my Romana
M-m-m-my Romana

Mmh, ohh, my Romana
Mmh, ohh, my Romana
Mmh, ohh, my Romana

Tuesday, 29 October 2024

Aggedor - !!!NEW!!!

Continuing the Whovian theme this month - first with a nod to the 3rd Doctor's era:

Agadoo Aggedor not by Black Lace
Aggedor dor dor, the monster of Peladon
Aggedor dor dor, if you linger you’ll be gone
Down in caves, dank and dark, finds it easier to smell than see
With their horn, tusks and claws they’re a symbol of royalty 

On the Peladon planet there is consternation
While they quibble to decide to join the federation
The Doctor and Miss Jo Grant soon arrive to save the day
And when the evil is done they will quietly slip away

It was thought the doctor had
Defiled the beast’s shrine
But he will defy this plan
And win in the nick of time

Aggedor dor dor, the monster of Peladon
Aggedor dor dor, if you linger you’ll be gone
Down in caves, dank and dark, find it easier to smell than see
With their horn, tusks and claws they’re a symbol of royalty

Aggedor dor dor, the monster of Peladon
Aggedor dor dor, if you linger you’ll be gone
Down in caves, dank and dark, find it easier to smell than see
With their horn, tusks and claws they’re a symbol of royalty

The prince then it seems
Has fall(en) for Josephine
And if she agreed
He’d make her his queen

Aggedor dor dor, the monster of Peladon
Aggedor dor dor, if you linger you’ll be gone
Down in caves, dank and dark, find it easier to smell than see
With their horn, tusks and claws they’re a symbol of royalty

Aggedor dor dor, the monster of Peladon
Aggedor dor dor, if you linger you’ll be gone
Down in caves, dank and dark, find it easier to smell than see
With their horn, tusks and claws they’re a symbol of royalty

It was thought the doctor had
Defiled the beast’s shrine
But he will defy this plan
And win in the nick of time

Aggedor dor dor, the monster of Peladon
Aggedor dor dor, if you linger you’ll be gone
Down in caves, dank and dark, find it easier to smell than see
With their horn, tusks and claws they’re a symbol of royalty

Aggedor dor dor, the monster of Peladon
Aggedor dor dor, if you linger you’ll be gone
Down in caves, dank and dark, find it easier to smell than see
With their horn, tusks and claws they’re a symbol of royalty