As I've started reusing songs for my parodies (and because I couldn't decide which version I preferred of the two I penned) here is the 1st of 2 new creations using a Queen classic.
Another One Bites The Dust not by Queen
King Henry has
broken with Rome
So that he can marry Anne
But soon it seems there is more than that
To his grand master plan
He needs money yes he needs money for war
And it is their money that he can see
Now that Henry is head of the Church
It’s all his property yeah
Another one bites
the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey he’s gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
It will not take
Thomas Cromwell very long
Until it all is gone
He’ll take them for everything that they had
And kick them out of the town
Is he happy Is he satisfied?
Now that he has all their gold
The abbeys are
gone and the monks
Are left out in the cold look out
Another one bites
the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey he’s gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
Hey
Oh watch it - Bite
the dust bite the dust
Hey Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust now
Another one bites the dust oh oh
Another one bites the dust yeah
Ooh look out
There are plenty of
ways that you can skin a church
It seems Cromwell has found
You can raid ‘em You can trade ‘em You can grade ‘em bad
And sell off what
you’ve found
They are falling yes they are falling fast
Against Cromwell’s relentless tide
Even a bit of bribery and
Corruption won’t get him on your side
Another one bites
the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the dust yeah
Hey he’s gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
Look out
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